An update

[alienish_being]

Well, with a lot of help from Rose, I fixed Gary the parrot's AI and managed to perk up his conscience circuits (so he won't randomly burn walls

Comments

[the_gary]

Hey! I'm not the one who went and sonicked up my screwdriver! That's just WRONG, man.

[alienish_being]

HOW IS IT WRONG??? A sonic screwdriver can do so much more than a normal one, after all!

[the_gary]

Didn't it hurt?

[alienish_being]

... I'm beginning to think you and I are having two very different conversations.

[jacqueline_t]

WAIT. "Jackie does this on purpose to taunt me?" So, you import a sex-crazed pyromaniac bird from the Pingpong dimension, who proceeds to set your flat on fire and torment my family and friends and somehow this is my fault???

[alienish_being]

*coughs* Erm... that was the tag that appeared when I typed 'Jackie' into the thingy. I will change it. NOW. FIVE MINUTES AGO, IN FACT.

[jacqueline_t]

That's better. NOW. HOW DO WE SHUT IT OFF?

[alienish_being]

Since the last time I got close to him he burped threatening looking sparks at me, I'll let you know the answer to that as soon as I work it out.

I possibly shouldn't have left him with a self defence mechanism!

[rose_m_t]

OKAY! I'M BACK! I'VE GOT A MIRROR AND PARROT TOYS! HOPEFULLY THAT'LL MAKE HIM STOP!

[alienish_being]

I HOPE SO. I AM DOUBTFUL, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.

[rose_m_t]

At least maybe we can concentrate on the portal for a bit.

[alienish_being]

I'M STARTING TO COME AROUND TO JACKIE AND DONNA'S IDEAS EVEN MORE.

[elirrina]

Doctor, you need to send him back before he trashes the entire internet!

[alienish_being]

I AM INCLINED TO AGREE.

[mkejenkins]

I'm having some people over tonight. Can we fricasee the bird? I'm sure he'd be great with a little barbecue sauce......

[alienish_being]

If you see him and can catch him, feel free!

[mkejenkins]

You don't deliver?

[alienish_being]

Definitely not! I might, as a favour, if I had the TARDIS. But I don't.