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May 31, 2009 17:38

The cat arrived safely back from the Flongfling dimension! Lovely. I knew that if I left some catnip in the tulip garden, the problem would sort itself out.

Rose and I had dinner at the Tylers. Rose thinks it was a bit of a disaster, but it wasn't that bad. All I did was ask Jackie if she was expecting another child. (Honestly, I've no idea why she was so offended. Humans love going on about their offspring. After all, Rose and I had to spend hours listening to stories about how Tony's potty training was coming along.) She responded by throwing some cake at me. Then Rose turned over the table.

...and now we have to go back next week? WHAT?!

Also, if Rose and I never shag again, it's Jackie's fault.

ETA: Oops, false alarm! Wrong cat, sorry. This one appears to be breathing fire. Fascinating.

domestics are rather dull, jackie does this on purpose to taunt me, the saga of the cat in flongfling, transdimensional portals are brilliant!

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