Bad Poetry

[alicephilippa]

I was writing poetry
Whilst sat upon the lavatory
A cat jumped on my head
So I went back to bed.

Comments

[alicephilippa]

I never claim it's more than doggerel
I've not yet wrote it on bog-roll
That last I scribbled on the door
whilst sat upon the floor.

[sammason]

I'm laughing out loud!

[nicollegurrl]

Haha! that is a good'n!! :D

[technophobe1975]

They don't even let you pee in peace??

[alicephilippa]

I could close the bathroom door and shut them out. But I don't.

[alicephilippa]

I'm glad it was a trigger
For writing something bigger.
Now this sinner
must away and make her dinner.