A dope beat to step to

[alfredbeano]

I can't fry an egg. Fact. This goes completely against everything my mother told me about being able to do anything I put my mind to. It must be some kind of thing that parents just say to offer a little bit of encouragement to their children when they are failing miserably at something, I took it as 'Al, you can fry that egg'. Now there is egg on

Comments

You can do anything you put your mind too!

[anonymous]

wasps don't like to be petted.Please stop kissing the worms.I know you love all of the rocks, but we can only take one into the store today.Even if someone hugs it out of you, you should say, "Excuse me" after passing gas. Please get your feet off of your grandmother's head.Put Grandpa's teeth back where you found them.Where are your clothes?The underwear is not a hat.You make a beautiful ballerina, but boys don't wear tutus to church.People don't eat cat food. Well, it does still look like corn, but you can't eat it again.What if I spit in your soda? You can't go around in public with your finger up your nose.Please don't chew on the dirty underwear.People don't lick themselves clean.Don't bite the dog.Yes, that is Ivy's penis and it is just for him.The dog's nose does not need picking.You can't pee in just anybody's yard.Only boys stand up when they potty.If you wipe, your bottom won't be itchy(good advice!).

[anonymous]

Dude, what sort of ice rink do you go to that has a slope?
It's be very tiring to skate uphill.

Andy

[alfredbeano]

Doncaster Dome, that's the kind of place that has a slope. And you are quite right, its a bitch to get up a slope on ice skates.