Dean's Adventures in Babysitting: Masterpost
Arc: Dean's Adventures in Babysitting
Author: alexjanna91
Fandom: Supernatural
Series: Apple Pie Life
Pairing: Dean, (past)Dean/Lisa
Rating: PG - PG13
Genre: Gen, Post Season 5(disregard S6-8)
Status: Complete
Disclaimer: Supernatural is not mine. The plot to this fic is, though.
Warning(overall): kids(lots of kids), abundant OCs, BAMF!Dean, parental!Dean, domestic/child abuse(minor characters), child neglect, brief appearance of a child predator, violence, hurt/comfort, angst, fluff, kids being awesome
Summary: Dean had promised Sam he’d try living an apple pie life, but he’d had no idea it would be so freaking perilous. Smart-ass kids, helicopter moms, asshole husbands, creepy dudes in the park, and more drama than a daytime soap-opera abound. Dean’s stuck wondering if he wouldn’t have been safer sticking to hunting.
A/N: One of my favorite things is Dean interacting kids. Like seriously. I always thought it was ten kinds of adorableness, so one day I decided to write him interacting with lots of kids. It turned out to be a Supernatural Babysitter’s Club knock-off. Enjoy it as much as I have.
*Note: There may be some disparity with Ben’s canonical age, but for the purposes of this fic and series he is ten years old.
Sequel Arc: Dean Winchester, Patron Saint
Dean's Adventures in Babysitting | It all started with a hangover, a ringing doorbell, and a breakfast of champions. Dean just knew he shouldn’t have gotten out of bed that morning.
Monsters with Silk Ties | There is one thing Dean hates more than evil son of a bitch monsters. It’s men that leave hand shaped bruises on women and children.
Castration for Dummies | You don’t touch one of Dean’s kids. Not if you want to walk away with your dignity and all your protruding appendages still intact.
Napalm in the Morning | Between the combed hair, the summer homework, and the overbearing mother the kid was miserable. Dean is determined to fix that.
Forest for the Trees | The last thing Dean wanted to hear on a Sunday was that two of his kids were missing. But come Hell, high water, or dangerously observant cops, Dean was going to find them.
Alert Status, Amber | He knew it was only a matter of time. He knew that eventually the life would come knocking. Even with that bone deep knowledge Dean was still unprepared when the doorbell finally rang.
Angels Watching Over You | While Cas was whipping Heaven into shape and indulging his stalkerish tendencies, he discovered something that was just impossible. But since when had Dean ever obeyed the rules of the impossible?
Rock Salt 101 | He was crazy, totally certifiable, but Dean was determined to teach his kids how to protect themselves even if it killed him. Which, unfortunately, it actually might.
Sequel Arc: Dean Winchester, Patron Saint
Author: alexjanna91
Fandom: Supernatural
Series: Apple Pie Life
Pairing: Dean, (past)Dean/Lisa
Rating: PG - PG13
Genre: Gen, Post Season 5(disregard S6-8)
Status: Complete
Disclaimer: Supernatural is not mine. The plot to this fic is, though.
Warning(overall): kids(lots of kids), abundant OCs, BAMF!Dean, parental!Dean, domestic/child abuse(minor characters), child neglect, brief appearance of a child predator, violence, hurt/comfort, angst, fluff, kids being awesome
Summary: Dean had promised Sam he’d try living an apple pie life, but he’d had no idea it would be so freaking perilous. Smart-ass kids, helicopter moms, asshole husbands, creepy dudes in the park, and more drama than a daytime soap-opera abound. Dean’s stuck wondering if he wouldn’t have been safer sticking to hunting.
A/N: One of my favorite things is Dean interacting kids. Like seriously. I always thought it was ten kinds of adorableness, so one day I decided to write him interacting with lots of kids. It turned out to be a Supernatural Babysitter’s Club knock-off. Enjoy it as much as I have.
*Note: There may be some disparity with Ben’s canonical age, but for the purposes of this fic and series he is ten years old.
Sequel Arc: Dean Winchester, Patron Saint
Dean's Adventures in Babysitting | It all started with a hangover, a ringing doorbell, and a breakfast of champions. Dean just knew he shouldn’t have gotten out of bed that morning.
Monsters with Silk Ties | There is one thing Dean hates more than evil son of a bitch monsters. It’s men that leave hand shaped bruises on women and children.
Castration for Dummies | You don’t touch one of Dean’s kids. Not if you want to walk away with your dignity and all your protruding appendages still intact.
Napalm in the Morning | Between the combed hair, the summer homework, and the overbearing mother the kid was miserable. Dean is determined to fix that.
Forest for the Trees | The last thing Dean wanted to hear on a Sunday was that two of his kids were missing. But come Hell, high water, or dangerously observant cops, Dean was going to find them.
Alert Status, Amber | He knew it was only a matter of time. He knew that eventually the life would come knocking. Even with that bone deep knowledge Dean was still unprepared when the doorbell finally rang.
Angels Watching Over You | While Cas was whipping Heaven into shape and indulging his stalkerish tendencies, he discovered something that was just impossible. But since when had Dean ever obeyed the rules of the impossible?
Rock Salt 101 | He was crazy, totally certifiable, but Dean was determined to teach his kids how to protect themselves even if it killed him. Which, unfortunately, it actually might.
Sequel Arc: Dean Winchester, Patron Saint