Comments | alexia75: Whee! Twirl Owl, twirl!

alexia75

Whee! Twirl Owl, twirl!

May 10, 2007 00:49

The owl is me, generally. I love owls. This one dances. Dancing owls are the best.

You know what's really weird? When I'm on my period, all communication from my body goes through my uterus first, and hits my brain as a heart-stopping, hands-grabbing-at-lower-stomach-in-an-'is-that-girl-touching-herself?' burst of pain. Seriously, everything. ( Read more... )

tmi, new icons!, menstruation is the devils work, rl

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anyotherknight May 10 2007, 00:45:32 UTC

Just how many pain pills have you taken today?

alexia75 May 10 2007, 00:54:56 UTC

...Um...

anyotherknight May 10 2007, 00:57:57 UTC

I love you.

alexia75 May 10 2007, 01:04:53 UTC

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

(That is supposed to be maniacal laughter. Does it work? I don't know. Anyway, I am laughing maniacally. Uh huh. Yep).

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augustfai May 10 2007, 10:27:46 UTC

I know exactly how you feel. It's kind of like, 'WHAT, BODY? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME? I'VE BEEN TO THE BATHROOM TWENTY TIMES I DON'T NEED TO PEE! BE CLEAR!' My friends say they are in so much pain, but theirs only lasts about 3 - 5 days. MINE LASTS FOR NINE. They don't got nothin' on me.

Eeee, owl! Have some pandas. ♥

alexia75 May 10 2007, 11:47:28 UTC

One of my friends nearly died one day when we were talking about period pains and she screwed up her face and said, "Hmmm, I think I had period pain once. That is, I felt a slight twinge."

THESE PEOPLE DO NOT DESERVE TO LIVE.

augustfai May 10 2007, 12:05:23 UTC

Three of my friends HAVE NEVER KNOWN THE PAIN OF CRAMPS OR PERIOD PAIN. When they're on their periods, they go, 'Oh. I'm bleeding. Anyone got a pad?' But when I'm on mine, I go, 'OH SHIIIIT, CRAAAAAAAMP!' The worst thing is, though, is that they go, 'Cramps can't be that bad, stfu.'

KILL THEMMMM

alexia75 May 10 2007, 21:59:40 UTC

Yeah, one of my best mates who's a guy, when we were in secondary school oh man he used to piss me off. He'd say I was just skiving, having days off cos of my period and I'd have to point out that I couldn't walk and if he felt like wheeling me round in my bed, I'd be happy to come in.

Then I collapsed on him and now he's much more understanding :)

seneska May 10 2007, 17:04:46 UTC

At my time it's like the white blood cells and other parts of my immune system decideds "oh god she's bleeding. She must be ill. What do we do?" and run through my bloodstream like mini headless chickens. Consequently making me as sick as a...very sick thing. (I forgot the end of the phrase. Horse, maybe?) So not am I bleeding, uncomfortable, and in serious pain, but I'm feeling nauseous, overheated and headachy.

But it's only one week in every four. The rest of the time i really am just that sickly.

Your owl is very twirly and nice.

xx

alexia75 May 10 2007, 22:03:07 UTC

Twinny is like that. She's always spewing up everywhere when she's on. I get very nauseous but generally completely lose my appetite so I rarely get vomiticious. Thank heavens for small mercies.

This is true. Owl is.

saturnial May 10 2007, 17:42:07 UTC

I feel your pain. D: However, rather than twirling, I am just screeching at everyone. I think next time, I'll give the twirling a go.

alexia75 May 10 2007, 22:01:34 UTC

I only very recently discovered that whereas usually when I'm on I feel like total shit, really depressed and all that, to my housemates I am the scariest person in the world. The worst part being, I am a complete bitch and I don't even get to enjoy it cos I don't know!

Twirling is fun though. Down your weight in pain killers with treacle coffee and twirling's basically all you're good for :)

mrs_knightley May 11 2007, 15:22:22 UTC

You fucking drunk or something?! No really, I am sorry for your pain. And speaking of things gynecological, I just got out of the family planning clinic where a nurse told me I was fat. I was cross, and then she said I had high blood pressure (and though part of me thought "well duh, you just called me fat and I'm angry! the other part of me thinks "ah I see, I am actually unhealthily fat and you are being helpful and nurse like".) Anyways, I'm now on the fucking mini pill (less reliable! Whoot!) and a diet so next time I can go back on my regular one. And I don't want to die or nuthin.

I'm sitting in Ha Ha bar cos they have free WiFi and we have not yet sorted out broadband in the house. Everyone around me is TALKING FUNNY ALEX. Fuckin 'ell innit.

alexia75 May 11 2007, 21:00:35 UTC

High on every pain killer I could get my hands on, actually. I think. Tis all a bit hazy.

Ugh, I hate family planning places. They always look at you like you're scum and I don't care if they mostly deal with whores I AM NOT ONE. *petpet* I hate switching pills - hope it all goes swimmingly.

You brought this upon yourself by being silly and moving to places where they drop tees and aitches in the wrong way! NO SYMPATHY.