Whee, I scanned another Naruto doujinshi. This one is pure crack ♥
Koise yo, Shounen
Pairing: Naruto x Sasuke (very slight Gaara x Naruto)
Artist: Jumping Konjo
Language: Japanese (Translation included)
Rating: PG
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Translation by me (Not 100% accurate!!)
Page 1
Sasuke: ... Time to go home, I guess...
Page 2
Sasuke: Wha...!
Sasuke: Guh!
Bad guy: D...Don't move!
Bad guy: Don't you care what happens to this brat!?
???: Sheesh. Taking a child as hostage...
Page 3
"Sasuke": You don't even deserve to be called a ninja!
Anbu: I'll finish this off right away, so wait a second, okay?
Sasuke: Ah, what are you--?
Page 7
Naruto: Phew.
Sasuke: In that moment, something changed in me.
Page 8
Sasuke: That was the beginning.
Page 11
Kakashi: Oh noees!
Kakashi: I'm late, I'm late!
Kakashi: Guahh!!!
Sakura: You better stop screwing around or I'll crush you.
Kakashi: I-I'm sorry...
Page 12
(Kakashi: That was a harsh comeback, Sakura-san...)
Kakashi: Nn?
Kakashi: What's wrong with Sasuke? He appears to be kinda out of it.
Sakura: You see...
Sakura: He's been in that mood since morning.
Sasuke: Hey.
Page 13
Sasuke: You're anbu, right? Are you sure it's okay to show your face easily like that?
Naruto: Yees? Well, actually it isn't but...I'm kinda bad at this concealing stuff!
Sasuke: Oi!
Naruto: I could wipe away your memory, but...
Naruto: What do you want to do?
Naruto: Please choose. Do you want to forget--?
Sasuke: I...
Page 14
Sasuke: I don't want to...forget.
Naruto: Great! Well then, let's keep this a secret between the two of us.
Naruto: It's a promise!
Sasuke: And that's how we bid farewell. I didn't even hear his name. In any case....
Page 15
Sasuke: It's not like we'll ever meet again.
Kakashi: Huh. Why're you here at the reception desk?
Naruto: I'm being baa-chan's substitute today.
Kakashi: Hmm.
Sasuke: WTF---!!!
Naruto: Ehh?
Sasuke: Ahhh! You!!
Naruto: Oh. It's you....
Page 15
Naruto: So you were one of Kakashi-sensei's students.
Kakashi: Hm? You know each other?
Naruto: Well...that is, we have a secret connection (/relationship). Right?
(Kakashi: That sounds kind of suspicious (=indecent), doesn't it?)
(Naruto: What are you saying!)
Naruto: Right then.
Page 16
Naruto: I'm Uzumaki Naruto. I was Kakashi-sensei's student some time ago.
Kakashi: In other words, he's your sempai. These two are...
Sakura: Haruno Sakura!
Sasuke: ....Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto: Nice to meet ya!
Page 17
Kakashi & Sakura: You're head over heels for him, aren't you.
Sasuke: Wha!!?
Kakashi: Ah, the springtime of life... (How bittersweet~)
Sakura: My love was unrequited after all. *sob*
Sakura: But it's ok. I only want Sasuke to be happy.
Sakura: And that's why I shall support you.
Sasuke: ...Sakura. What's that behind your back--?
Sakura: Support goods. (??)
*->Notebook* (???)
Page 18
Kakashi: At any rate, you're lucky, Sasuke. I've known that guy for quite a long time.
Kakashi: I know lots and lots of things about him.
Kakashi: I'm doing this for amuse--*cough* I mean, I'm doing this for the sake of an important student. Come on, be more cooperative, will you?
(Sakura: Sensei, that's shady.)
Sasuke: ..... In that case.
Sasuke: I want to know the color of Naruto's underpants!
Kakashi: Uwahh-----!!!!
Page 19
Kakashi: Why are you suddenly attacking me with such deep questions?!
Sasuke: Huuuh?! What do you know then, if you don't even know something like that?
Sakura: Nooooo!! There goes a maiden's dream--!
Kakashi: Hmmm... Could it be that he's become that kind of a character.... (That was quick...)
(Sakura: When the dream shattered, the mountains crumbled....)
Kakashi: It's not like that like. Look, what about his birth date and three sizes and hobbies and favourite food and things like that?
Sasuke: His birth date and three sizes and hobbies and favourite food!?
Sasuke: That kind of stuff is a bit embarrassing, isn't it...
Kakashi: By the way, if you DID know that? (?)
Sasuke: Forget I ever asked. (?)
Page 20
Sasuke: Wait... If I gain the information from that other guy... That means I'll be sharing information with that guy... In other words. (??)
Sasuke: That means I can get information of Naruto's *BEEP* and *BEEEEP*!
Sasuke: That's what I'll do!
Sasuke: (???) ("Charge!"...maybe?)
Page 21
Sasuke: Phew... That's dangerous.
Sakura: Kyaaa-! Sensei, don't die!
Kakashi: Ehh, Obito what are you doing here...?
Sakura: What the hell are you seeing!?
Sasuke: Of course, if I don't put forth my own effort to do this there is no meaning....
Sasuke: The feelings that grow stronger with the process of effort, The past that is revealed, a small universe bursting to flames... (a mistake)
Sasuke: And then, a budding LOVE!
Sakura: Eh? Sasuke-kun?
Sakura: Sasuke-kun, you're not really going to...
Page 22
Sakura: He's fast...
Sakura: Don't tell me he's going to harrass him with that kind of questions...!
Sasuke: Naruto!!!
Naruto: Oh, Sasuke.
Sasuke: Naruto...
Page: 23
Sasuke: Please exchange diaries with me.
Naruto: Eh?
Narrative: And with that, Sasuke's weirdness love had begun...
Page 25
Kiba: Yo, Naruto. Have you become attached to kids lately?
Naruto: You mean that (???) guy? He's Kakashi-sensei's student, Sasuke.
Kiba: ???
Shikamaru: That Sasuke brat wants to have a word with you.
Naruto: Eh?
Naruto: Sasuke!
Page 26
Naruto: What's the matter?
Sasuke: The diary...
Naruto: Ah, you came to bring it to me.
Naruto: Thanks!
Naruto: Oh yeah, I found the sweets that Chouji had hidden. Wait a second.
Kiba: Hey little boy~ You're targeting Naruto--
Page 27
Kiba: right--?
Sasuke: If you so much as lay a finger on Naruto, I shall eliminate you...
Naruto: Found them! ...Eh? Did something happen?
Kiba: You've laid your eyes on something totally else...
Naruto: Hm?
(Naruto: I don't understand what your saying, so I'll just take my leave now.)
Page 28
(Sakura: ???)
(Kakashi: ???)
Sasuke: I feel Naruto's presence.
Sasuke: Naruto, here I coooome!!
Kakashi & Sakura: Ahh!?
Kakashi: Hey Sakura-san...
Sakura: Yeah, sensei?
Cats: Nyaan, nyaan, nyaan.
Kakashi: Let's talk about life.
Sakura: I'm going home. (So long.)
Sasuke: Naruto!
Page 29
Naruto: Yo! Sasuke.
Naruto: How did your mission go?
Sasuke: It's already finished.
Sasuke: More importantly...!?
Gaara: Naruto...
Gaara: What is that?
Sasuke: "That"!!?
Page 30
Sasuke: You f***ing...
Naruto: This is your first time meeting him?
Naruto: This here is Sasuke. He's like a little brother to me!
*Complex....*
Sasuke: A brother....
Naruto: And this here is Gaara of the Desert. A ninja of the Sand village and a friend of mine!
Gaara: .....No.
Page 31
Gaara: You showed me a way to live. The fact that I exist right now is all thanks to you.
Gaara: It's thanks to you that I've come all this way.
Page 32
Gaara: We who walk together while burdened with the same past...
Gaara: ...share a bond stronger than anyone else...
Gaara: That's how I think.
Naruto: ...Is that so.
Page 33
Naruto: Well then, you can also be my half-brother and Sasuke's older half-brother.
Sasuke: What the f***---!!!!!
Sasuke: That bastard.....!!
*Sasuke vision*
Sasuke: KILL---!!!
Narrative: There were many difficulties in store for Sasuke's love.
-end-
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