Idea for a TV show: a bunch of prissy spoiled upper-echelons-of-high-school-popularity girls are put into boot camp. There are prizes beyond anything that they will make before marriage if they can just make their way through it. However, the personnel training them are all woman-hating gay men, so none of the girls' tricks and gambits and whatnot ( Read more... )

"Oh man, I had a great time in Tim's bed. All night. Whoo, wow."

-Kelly, taken out of context

The display of the printer in the Helpdesk currently reads "W00T."

1. The administration is trying to push to turn us into an absolutely generic school. Nancy Dye is concerned with our image of a quirky, offbeat leftist school, and is pumping money into athletics and other mindless meathead distractions to give the world a different impression. She's also apparently concerned with our position as a gay-friendly ( Read more... )

http://www.cs.washington.edu/homes/natetrue/gar.html

Before I begin, I'd like to mention that ordinarily I object to this sort of frivolous angst-sharing, but this needs to be said.

I feel like a lot of people I know are being ridiculous right now. You're all at a great, fun school full of intelligent, weird people, and just by being here you're guaranteed four years' safe haven in exchange for what ( Read more... )

Candy found in the pay-too-much-and-get-a-bag-full-of-candy thingamabobs in a theater near me:

• Nitwitz (a Runts knockoff)
• Sweet Revenge ("Secret-flavored candy")
• Crazy Bananas
• Tangy Bytes
• Skullz

Proposed slogan for a sexual accessory company:

We turn out delights!

They say (this being the ubiquitous they) that images entering the lens in your eyes are refracted into an upside-down version of the original image. Your brain then interprets the image as being right-side up. (You can verify this empirically by taking the lens out of a person's eye and putting it in front of a piece of paper; the image on the ( Read more... )

A review of Kirby's Air Ride, from all4share.com

THE GAME SUCKS ( Read more... )