bass players do it with rhythm .... soccer players do it with balls

[alex_is_a_punk]

alex educated me about the wide world of football today

don't you wish your boyfriend was hot like CRISTIANO RONALDO?

.......... yes

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[meestar_pickals]

Educating you about soccer? Lololololz.

I told you about one player. He happened to be hot, sure, but STILL. You still know nothing about the game!

However, I could teach you.. I loves the soccer. And Cristiano Ronaldo. Mmmm.

[alex_is_a_punk]

no alex

....

you taught me about TWO players

FERNANDO!!!

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oh and i know about kewell

and the guy who you were like "one look"

zomg did you see when the two players took off their shirts last night

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*dies*

[meestar_pickals]

"One Look" is Cristiano Ronaldo.. Ohhhh, yes, he is.

And CAN YOU HEAR THE DRUMS FERNANDO?!

CAN YOU?!

RLY???!!

I am gonna make you watch a game with me so that I can explain it to you.. There's no point knowing players if you don't know what they're doing.

PLUS

I KNOW AND UNDERSTAND THE OFFSIDE RULE!

[When the dijon mustard is in front of the salt shaker.. or something like that. Lawlz.]

AND IT'S JUST SPORTSMANSHIP. Psh. It's adorkable, though. Squeee. Soccer is so amazingly GAY.

[alex_is_a_punk]

when's the final? we'll watch that

and i promise i won't spend all the time perving at

THEIRRY HENRY!!!

or however the hell you spell it "tiery onry!"

its a good thing that portugal isn't in the final or else i would spend the whole time perving at christano ronaldo and yelling "GO EL DIVO!"

and what are you talking about i know loads about football

i know about christiano ronaldo, fernando torres otherwise known as drumboy, theirry henry and that someone lost him, THE CHELSEA THEME SONG well part of it and the MEADOW SONG!!!!

oh god i have no life :P

[rosarylove]

Football or "Soccer" (as the yanks put it) is extremely evil. They get paid obscene amounts while there are people dying of AIDS and starving in third world countries. Its all about glamour really. Tragic, sad, pathetic. You shouldn't be paid so much for something that you love doing.

[meestar_pickals]

Eeeeeh. What, are you jealous you can't play?

Chill. It's a game. Soccer players are good at it. That's why they play. People enjoy watching it. It's fun for everyone.

... there are people dying of AIDS and starving in third world countries.
And that is why we have charities..

[rosarylove]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I think there are better skills to be jealous of. To me, a great lyricist is far more credible than a talented footballer - fact! Words can effect people's lives and change it for the better far more than football ever can and ever will. The only thing that football brings (over here anyway) is hooliganism and pure greed. Please note that I don't really have much against people who enjoy it. Well, depends on said person's attitude and views

[meestar_pickals]

Aaaaah, see, I'd rather be good at soccer.. Just because, I don't know, there's so many mediocre bands nowadays who get famous but you have to be reaaallly good at soccer to make it. But yeah, that's my opinion, and yours is yours. I hope I didn't sound rude in my last comment, I just love soccer. A lot. Since I was a kid. And I was like, EVIL GAME?! NEVER! *defends to the death, etc etc* So yeah. Ditto. Nothing against you, either. Lol. :)

Quite a few players do charity work.. Cristiano Ronaldo, Ruud Van Nistelrooy, Juninho, Andriy Schevchenko, heaps of other not-so-famous players.. Yeah. Of course, I may just be defending this because my team is currently owned by a billionaire and has a reputation for buying talent.. Still.

So yeah. That's all, really. I really do hope I didn't come across as all rude and dkfjkgbsdsjbgjkdbgjgjdsbgkbjkds because yeah, looking back at my comment I'm all *facepalm* haha. :)))