Fic: Physical

[alex51324]

Another request fulfilled!  Wilson gives House a long-overdue physical exam.  Unfortunately, not very sexy.

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“House.” Cuddy stands up behind her desk and glares down at him. “It’s been five years.”

“Really? I could’ve sworn I--”

“Look at my face. Is this the face of someone who is joking?” She points at her face, which indeed does not look very

Comments

[dru_evilista]

BWAH! ok now I need a doctor, because I laughed so hard I hurt my self. Oh my God you are awesome! Someone seriously needs to build a temple in your honor, so we may worship you as the God you are.

[alex51324]

Injuring someone--high praise indeed.

[hibernia1]

Oh wow, this is awesome. I think I tore something laughing. Thanks Alex, great stuff as always!

[alex51324]

That's two people I injured with this fic! Yay!

[genagirl]

It made me laugh - but my fave part is House saying he wants the Spiderman bandage. And this: But the prostate exam doesn’t just reduce your risk of dying from prostate cancer. It also reduces your risk of dying from Cuddy killing you,” Wilson points out. Waaaay too cute!

[alex51324]

I liked the Spiderman bandage too! It was the first part of the story I came up with--I was at the store and I saw some of them, and thought, "Hm, if House had an owie, Wilson would definitely give him a Spiderman bandage."

[tasha_elizabeth]

Too cool! I'm a helpless mound of giggles here. Thank you.

[anonymous]

Oh, this was funny. Loved the "no heart" bit,the Spiderman or Hello Kitty bandage bit especially because Wilson most certainly would dare (also that House asked so meekly for Spiderman), the fight over the prostate exame, and the final line. I love your humor.