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ale_j

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Apr 23, 2005 16:00

ok so last night i went to the inertia show it was really good. well the guys were... i dont really like the girl dances. ok so today i get to work and i see emerson all over this one girl who looks like a man. so i asked velveeta if they were going out toghethr and she said no but he likes her. how fucked up is that? its been what not even two ( Read more... )

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balconysection April 23 2005, 22:07:27 UTC

yayyy. thanks!
how old is your uncle?

ale_j April 24 2005, 02:49:08 UTC

24 almost 25

vibrant_x April 24 2005, 21:03:03 UTC

goddamn i wish my parents named me velveeta. if that's a nickname it's not near as awesome.

ale_j April 24 2005, 22:38:49 UTC

no that is a nickname... her real name is uterus

vibrant_x April 25 2005, 15:53:16 UTC

thats still not as awesome.

ive heard a story that goes like so: some lady was in the hospital deciding what to name her newborn. her and her friend had recently heard the word vagina and decided thatd be a pretty name. the nurse sees what the mother wrote and exclaims "you cant name your daughter that!" and the woman asks why not. the nurse tells her what it is. and the lady says "no thats your coooootch."

HEY HEY HEY anonymous April 25 2005, 23:21:06 UTC

HEY THIS IS MAIRE..NOT ANONYMUS AS MY NAME MIGHT SUGGEST...AND I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: HEY HEY HEY ale_j April 26 2005, 01:04:01 UTC

hey maire! I LOVE YOU TOO!