Homoerotic Homophones (or The Day Jim Kirk Let it All Hang Out)

[aldora89]

Universe/Series: TOS
Rating: R
Relationship status: first time
Word count: ~7,000
Plot: crack, humor, romance
Warnings: Oodles of (non-explicit) penises.  Enough crack to kill a hippo.
Summary: A little linguistic confusion goes a long way when the Enterprise runs into a ‘penal colony.’
A/N:  Dedicated to the lovely folks who occupy T’Lara’s Cinema of

Comments

[spomarani]

haha, I'm just loving all the descriptions of everything phallic in nature. It kind of remind me of this picture

Also loving Jim's reactions to the entire situation, just hilarious.

[aldora89]

Oh Lord, THAT picture... I never know whether to be impressed or disturbed by it or what (so kind of like Jim in this fic)! XD Thanks for commenting!

[sarahphym]

AHHHHHHH YOU WROTE IT YOU ACTUALLY WROTE IT!

i was watching that same T’Lara’s Cinema of Squee when that joke happened. bwahaha!

[aldora89]

Hahaha I was hoping someone would remember! Once I started it, I just couldn't stop. Glad you enjoyed!

[valejalkainen]

This was all kinds of enjoyable, I can't stop grinning XD

[aldora89]

I'm glad to hear you found it amusing! SUCCESS! :D

[avictoriangirl]

Bahahaha! This was awesome! :DDD

[aldora89]

Thanks so much! I'm glad you thought it was awesome!

[desds]

This was really great!!

[aldora89]

Thank you! :D