Comments | aldehyde: #003; NOW SHE CLAIMIN' I BRUISE HER ESOPHAGUS. HEAD OF THE CLASS AND SHE JUST WANT A SWALLOWSHIP

aldehyde

#003; NOW SHE CLAIMIN' I BRUISE HER ESOPHAGUS. HEAD OF THE CLASS AND SHE JUST WANT A SWALLOWSHIP

Jan 04, 2011 17:59

last night i decided to brave my flist for the first time in a month, so if you were surprised to suddenly see comments from me, well. you know what happened :P i think another 2011 resolution should be to return to my habit of keeping up with my flist by checking it at least once on a daily basis. after all, it's unfair to hope you'll read and ( Read more... )

fics, ship: other, supernatural, jonas brothers, jensen ackles, wtf is this shit?!, gifts, my friends — they are so beautiful, i like to beg sometimes, tv, recs, to the twattermobile!, joe jonas, music, dealin' like a pimpin' pirate

Comments 15

weimar27 January 4 2011, 23:07:55 UTC

That all sounds like an amazing crack fic. Very excited.

aldehyde January 4 2011, 23:10:55 UTC

eheh hopefully i can put my non-existent writing skills to use and do the scenario justice :D

kazie_oh January 4 2011, 23:10:39 UTC

FIRST THINGS FIRST I'LL EAT YOUR BRAIN
THEN IMMA START ROCKING GOLD TEETH AND FANGS
CAUSE THAT'S WHAT A MOTHERFUCKING MONSTA DO
HAIRDRESSER FROM MILAN IS THE MONSTA DO

aldehyde January 4 2011, 23:25:43 UTC

MONSTA GIUSEPPE HEEL THAT'S THE MONSTA SHOE
YOUNG MONEY IS THE ROSTER AND THE MONSTA CREW
AND I'M ALL UP ALL UP ALL UP IN THE BANK WITH THE FUNNY FACE
AND IF I'M FAKE I AIN'T NOTICE 'COS MY MONEY AIN'T

ommmmmmmmmgggggg kazie_oh January 4 2011, 23:30:33 UTC

so let me get this straight, so I'm the rookie?
yet my features and my show ten times your pay
50K for a verse no album out
YET MY MONEY'S SO TALL MY BODY'S GONNA CLIMB IT
HOTTER THAN A MIDDLE EASTER CLIMATE

Re: ommmmmmmmmgggggg aldehyde January 4 2011, 23:47:38 UTC

man, that is one of my FAVOURITE verses from the song. i love how cocky she is b/c she has the sales records to back up her claims :D

FIND IT TONY MATTERHORN DUTTY WINE IT
WINE IT, NICKI ON A PIC WHILE I SIGN IT
HOW THESE NIGGAS SO ONE-TRACK MINDED?
BUT REALLY REALLY I DON'T GIVE A F-U-C-K
FORGET BARBIE, FUCK NICKI, SHE'S A FAKE
SHE'S ON A DIET BUT MY POCKETS EATIN' CHEESECAKE
AND I'LL SAY BRIDE OF CHUCKY IS CHILD'S PLAY

xxamlaxx January 4 2011, 23:25:51 UTC

I'm so glad to have found someone that shares my Kanye West obsession. You don't even know. NO ONE UNDERSTOOD ME BEFORE I MET YOU.

LOL BB WE DECIDED JENSEN/KANYE WAS J/K, REMEMBER? JEST IS PART OF SEANYE JEST. I ADORE YOUR IDEAS, SRSLY. I FEEL SOME SEANYE JEST WITH SOME ANGSTY KANYE WEST/JOHN LEGEND IN THE WORKS.

aldehyde January 4 2011, 23:48:29 UTC

oh no you're right! it's simply J/K :DDDDDDDDDDDD fixing now!

ahah i'm pretty sure kazie_oh will be one of our first readers if we go through with out fic plans :P

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aldehyde January 5 2011, 01:00:07 UTC

yayzers now we're both following each other :D

cackling_madly January 5 2011, 00:47:23 UTC

OMG I just about died laughing at this post. But honestly, the thought of J/K fic is disturbing and intriguing. I'm afraid I'll like it

aldehyde January 5 2011, 00:59:34 UTC

hee i'm glad you found it amusing! and just wait! i shall convert you to my posse of j/k shippers once i post my epic!