FIVE - voice - wardening from the bar.

[alcoholit]

Oooooooooooooooooooootto. OTTO. I've been reading all about you. You're in need of professional help, I think.

So come to the pub and say hello, will you?

[Pause as he thinks about this]

Ah, you're not allowed up here. No worries, come to the entrance to the deck and we'll sort something out

Comments

[emptyyourself]

God save Otto West.

Take no offense, but I'm bloody glad I wasn't assigned to you.

On the other hand, Mr. West might leave this cesspool faster if he becomes your drinking mate...

Hm. Perhaps I'll request a transfer.

[alcoholit]

Oh, pish, drinking with him doesn't mean he gets anywhere. Besides, he's not getting any. Yet. Possibly. Check back with my willpower in ten minutes.

I take no offence, Snape. I'm glad I didn't get you. You're possibly the only person on this whole damn barge that can out-sarcasm me.

You also strike me as distinctly hard work.

[emptyyourself]

I do believe I'll accept that last bit as a compliment.

[alcoholit]

It probably was one. Who knows?

Enjoy your Vulcan.

[gonnadiesomeday]

Alright, I'll bite. My name is Logan and I enjoy pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

[alcoholit]

Do you ever pick women up with that line, even when being sarcastic?

[gonnadiesomeday]

3 out of 10 for annoyance factor, and 2 out of 10 for originality. Keep practicing, dude.

[alcoholit]

I didn't have much to work on! What do you think this is, the bloody ice skating olympic finals?

You...pigeon baiting plastic brained pointless waste of skin.

[truevulgarian]

Hm no. Think I'll stay here.

[alcoholit]

Really? No.

You know, I have a file on you. A rather large file. With lots of interesting and personal information.

Come up here or I'll start publishing it publicly. Bit by bit.

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[truevulgarian]

Re: 2/2

[truevulgarian]

Alright, alright, I'm coming.