good_enough: I could use a fuck.
alchemi So could we all.
But, my 26 SQ mind wondered, is that really true? So I must know.
Since I lack paid-user capacity, I have to do this the old-fashioned way.
Please, everyone who reads this answer:
Could you use a fuck:
A: Yes.
B: No.
Answers will not be held against you. However, you might be recklessly propositioned. I cannot vouch for the rest of my friends list, but that is certainly on my agenda.