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[bob_byron]

I, Robert Byron Hardy, do solemnly vow to have nothing but one night stands from this point on, because if I fall in love Alex fucking Kapranos always steals whoever I'm in love with. And whoever I'm in love with lies to me about it.

So, who's up for it?

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[dirty_franz]

I didn't lie to you...

[bob_byron]

You did. I distinctly remember saying to you that you deserved someone better than me, and you said there wasn't anyone better. I said even Alex would be better, and you said that he wouldn't be.

*scowls* And now look.

[dirty_franz]

I'm...sorry. I thought I'd fall out of love with him when I fell in love with you.

Believe me, I didn't know it was possible to love two people at the same time. I didn't know it would end up practically ruining everyone's lives, either.

[bob_byron]

Yeh, well, I suppose I should say congratulations, Paul. I hope you and Alex are very happy.