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[alan_shore]

Reply here and I'll confess something to you, about you.

Self-involved enough to involve yourself?

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[strangers_call]

Generally I refrain from a situation like this unless I have a general idea of the outcome. Here, I've got nothin', which is mildly terrifying.

[strangers_call]

He sounds absolutely brilliant. Though you're brilliant as well you know, you're fantastic!

Thank you, Alan, I'm very proud of my beard.

[alan_shore]

Don't feel as though you have to praise me, too. I'm legally entitled to half his compliments.

As well you should be.

[strangers_call]

I don't feel like I have to do anything, plus I am more familiar with you then him. Oh! Is he your better half?

No one else like it.

[alan_shore]

Very much so.

Perhaps they find it intimidating.

[strangers_call]

That is absolutely fantastic. If you're entitled to half of his compliments what happens when people insult him?

Heaven knows why, it's very soft, though it smells like glue, which doesn't smell bad. . .

[alan_shore]

I usually let him have those all to himself.

Like glue.

[strangers_call]

Ha, now that's how someone can tell you're a real couple.

Like glue. I said that didn't I?

[alan_shore]

I'm hardly trophy husband material.

Sorry, next time I'll make sure and credit you.