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[akscully]

First it was that giant squid that stared at the deep sea camera, waiting, waiting.

Then it was that story about how some jellyfish can live indefinitely because it reverts back to its juvenile form or something.

Now thisWe need the Justice League on this pronto. Someone needs to talk to Aquaman (he likes Wonder Woman, right?) because sending

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[akscully]

OMG WHEN THEY DIE THEY RELEASE THEIR SPERM/EGGS. FFFFFFFFUUUUUU-

and god, 6 FEET and 450 POUNDS.

I have never been so glad to live in the midwest, away from these hellish creatures of the sea.

[akscully]

I thought they smelled bad...on the outside!

Except instead of guts, it's reproductive material. Ugh, worst porn ever.