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[akavertigo]

"Suddenly all my ancestors are behind me. Be still, they say. Watch and listen. You are the result of the love of thousands." -Linda Hogan

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[anonymous]

Holy butts, you're still on LJ. I (Davin) had assumed you'd been eaten by bears and/or moose. I assume this about most people, and I am usually right. I think it is very rude of you to throw off my predictions.

[anonymous]

I've always said that about you. Also, http://www.has.vcu.edu/for/struwwel/daumen_e.html (Totally safe for work, actually.)

[akavertigo]

Just like our rabbi. Also, this is no time for you kindergarten anecdotes.

[anonymous]

He really needs to wear glasses when he does a bris. I swear it won't turn him into a gay pedophile.

[akavertigo]

Small chance of that. Jewish boys never outgrow their mommies.

(For the record that wasn't racist; that was firsthand experience--and the trauma of surviving a BirthRite Israel trip.)

[anonymous]

Neat. Did you find God? Did God find you?

[akavertigo]

Found, heard, touched. The court date is on the 14th.

[anonymous]

At least if you immaculately conceive we'll know who the father is.

[akavertigo]

And just like that we're back to hobos.

[anonymous]

Also, Kindergarten is a lot like jail. If you don't knife the biggest kid on the first day, you'll end up getting nurples and wedgies the whole time.

[akavertigo]

I'm getting your high school involves a lot of amputees and glass eyes.

[anonymous]

I like to think my school was unusually prepared for the coming cybernetic golden age.

[akavertigo]

...says the man who walked into Bible class dressed as robo-Jesus.

[anonymous]

Have you heard the good news about Robo-Jesus? He died in the past for the sins of the future.

[akavertigo]

Eh, he was probably showing off for his Momma too. Jewish boys, I'm telling you.

[anonymous]

I bet they needed an arc welder for the bris.