Want to trade moms? Mine does all that, and on top of it: -Will ask random women if they'd like to date her son. She knows better than to do so when I'm around, because she knows I'll leave her standing in the parking lot. -Regularly (Twice this week) ask me if I'm gay, and assure me that she won't love me any less for it, while reminding me that Aunt Rick is gay, and has been disowned by the family and is going to die from some horrible disease. -Will offer advice on planning a wedding if she ever witnesses me speaking to a woman. This includes the ditz in the drive through.
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Buck up, sunspot. :) Boys are stupid, anyway.
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-Will ask random women if they'd like to date her son. She knows better than to do so when I'm around, because she knows I'll leave her standing in the parking lot.
-Regularly (Twice this week) ask me if I'm gay, and assure me that she won't love me any less for it, while reminding me that Aunt Rick is gay, and has been disowned by the family and is going to die from some horrible disease.
-Will offer advice on planning a wedding if she ever witnesses me speaking to a woman. This includes the ditz in the drive through.
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