Comments | akarii: *resurrected to once again die of asphyxia*

akarii

resurrected to once again die of asphyxia

Feb 27, 2009 14:41

Clearly, 'Twilight' is extremely inspiring.

Your day can't have been shitty enough not to be saved by this.

Come on, people, help me figure out who is who!

fanart, recs, hijinks

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quillwing717 February 27 2009, 15:38:52 UTC

O.O

That's bizarre and amusing.

Random guesses, keeping in mind that I've still only read the first book of the quartet, and never any Twilight fanfiction:

Panel 1: Jacob and ....someone

Panel 2: Edward and Jacob

Panel 3: Carlisle and Edward

Panel 4: Emmet and Edward

Panel 5: Hmm... maybe Edward and Jacob in an AU when they're little?

Panel 6: Your guess is as good as mine. Loved the tiny heart in this one, though.

akarii February 27 2009, 17:34:41 UTC

Not sure on panel three and four, though. Edward doesn't acquire a wife until well into volume four. AND Edward in panel two looks differently and *sparkles*. I think the blonde in three and four may be Jasper.

As for panel five - I don't think it's Edward. If I remember correctly, he got turned into a vampire as he was already seventeen and that was about around the turn of century. That way he and Jake couldn't have been kids at the same time.

Also, *of course* he must always have been beautiful. I doubt he had a spiky Bart Simpson look-alike haircut. He must have had beautiful, flowy, golden and carefully dishevelled locks. Nah, what was that nice normal kid's name, the one who tried his luck with Bella right in the beginning of the whole plot? The one she blew off and who kept trying? Mike ... whathisface. *checks* Oh, Mike Newton. He had spiky hair, right?

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akarii February 28 2009, 12:03:54 UTC

*snorf*

AND HE SUPPORTS TEAM EDWARD! 'CHIGO; YOU LITTLE CLOSET ROMANTIC!

Then again, I'd have guessed Ichigo to support Team Jacob. I mean, if this whole One Two Wuv were true, Rukia would be stuck with Renji and off-limits for him XD .

Also, pointing to icon: I know he does. Plushie Urahara has done a fine job thoroughly snooping researching my bookshelf ^__^

inusdemoness February 28 2009, 16:44:08 UTC

I'm so confuzzeled, laughing like a maniac but I have no idea who is who!

akarii February 28 2009, 20:05:24 UTC

Drat. I was counting on you. Y'know, I have a sneaking suspicion that these characters have been drawn to look like the movie characters. Since you have seen the film, I'm counting on your expertise!

inusdemoness February 28 2009, 20:51:48 UTC

~pouts~ I have failed. Although I would guess that spiky haired boy would be Mike but he wasn't 10...

akarii February 28 2009, 21:18:32 UTC

He must have been ten at any point. It must have been an AU fic. Probably a high school AU fic in which eleven-year-old Jake and ten-year-old Mike Newton ended up having to do a term paper on Dragonball Z together and ended up snogging in the class broom cupboard instead ---

--- hang on. Jake's younger than Bella and Mike, isn't he? That doesn't make sense then. Then again --- a lot of fanfiction doesn't, either.

Okay. Back to the high school term paper plot, then.

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