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[akacat]

Ganked from the awesome shinga of headtripcomics :

Look to your right. Whatever object you see there is your designated weapon in the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse! Comment on this post to tell me what it is, then repost to spread the zombie virus.

I have a half-feral tabby cat. How about you?

Comments

[sagejupiter]

a plushy octopus.

SHIT!

[akacat]

You'd better hope that octopus comes to life. Or that zombies are severely allergic to plush.

[sagejupiter]

I always knew that I would be the weakest link in a zombie scenario. I vote me and plushy octopus go drown in the bathtub before the zombie hoard gets to us =_=

[akacat]

Noooooo.

I'm voting for plush octopus to come to life, save you, then go 8-armed Kung Fu on the zombies.

[sodzilla]

I've got a blunt butter knife and a small cutting-board. Together they make about the most pathetic sword-and-shield combination in existence!

[akacat]

Maybe you could fling the cutting board frisbie-style, and knock them back? Though that's probably only good for one use.

I think your best bet is to use the butter knife to go for the eyes, while you pummel them with the board. If they can't see you they'll have a harder time catching you.

[kittybongo]

Umm, do I get to include my several cardboard boxes full of hoarded junk? Or do I have to pick one thing, like the stapler to my right. Cause seriously, I have a ton of hoarded shit in those boxes, like Xacto knives, packing tape, regular tape, electrical cords... (I think I have a problem!)

[akacat]

Well, everyone else has been picking a couple things that are real close. (See the comm I ganked this from for some entertaining responses.) So if the boxes are really close, I don't see why you couldn't grab a few things out of them. :)

zombie weaponry

[cornfldprincess]

computer, which can always be thrown at zombies if necessary....

Re: zombie weaponry

[akacat]

Too bad the ancient computer isn't still sitting there, that thing could flatten a few shambling undead.