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[aj_raffles]

Today I cooked steak.

Delicious steak.

And since I had no plate I took someone else's.

When I went back into the kitchen later to get a drink, I saw that my plate had reappeared. We have a give and take relationship, my housemates and I.

I'm still waiting on my dishtowel.

Maybe I should steal something else from them.

Comments

[whambamglambam]

Steal their soul. That'll teach 'em.

[aj_raffles]

I dunno if I'll stoop that far, but I'm keeping this damn plate for a good long while. Fuck, I'm taking it home with me. I wasn't even going to take my own plate home, but if I can permanently cause a dent in their matching place settings, IT'S ON.

[whambamglambam]

You could also steal their hearts, but that's not really your style. Nor is it really appropriate for the situation.

GO FOR IT. YOU PLATE-STEALER, YOU.