Damon: "Well if they're not vampires, then what are they?" Stefan: "Well, uh..maybe they're ninja turtles." -The Vampire Diaries, S02E02, Brave New World
“Tonight’s Simpsons episode was brought to you by the letter Ümlat, and the number e, that’s right, not the letter e, the number, whose exponential function is the derivative of itself.” -The Simpsons, S22E08 The Fight Before Christmas
When Mushu fries Hun's falcon, "Now that's what I call Mongolian barbecue!" It's ironic how Mulan's horse's name is Khan, a Mongolian name. Mulan to the captain, "Would you like to stay for dinner?" Mulan's grandmother in the background, "Would you like to stay forever?"
i need to tell someone that i cut celery and meat and carrots today in prep for soup tonight and now my hands smell like celery and it smells good. but there's no one appropriate for me to tell this to because isaac and vivian aren't online.