5, 6, 7, 8! [Kris/Chen]

[airplanewishes]

5, 6, 7, 8!
EXO | Kris/Chen | G | 1,892w
Crack, Fluff
"I don't know what you've been told, Kim Jongdae is good as gold."

Warnings: (highlight) cross-dressing, second-hand embarrassment

Comments

[khrysallis1106]

o m g wait taking this spot I WILL BE BACK WHEN REAL LIFE RESPONSIBILITIES STOP BITCHING AT ME

[khrysallis1106]

FRANCES WHAT IS THIS. CHEERLEADER!WUFAN IS ABSOLUTELY DISTURBING BUT HILARIOUSLY SO.
HELP. MY MIND'S GETTING SEVERELY SCARRED TRYING TO IMAGINE HIM DO ALL THOSE CHEERS ;A;

(Oh, if I choke on my food and die, I'm blaming this on you.)

[airplanewishes]

And this is how you get people to see Kris in another light other than godly. I really can't look at him anymore without thinking about this and it's just tragic.

Blame away. I like being responsible for cheerleader Kris! READY? OKAY! /claps/

[khrysallis1106]

It doesn't help that I already want to punch him badly without him being obnoxiously loud like in your fic, Frances. Now my desire to punch his face is a hundred times stronger because of all that second-hand embarrassment, so that I can make him shut up lmao.

Still crying.

[theblobmaster]

What is this? I cracked up throughout it. Kris in a cheerleading outfit and those cheers omg.
I love this, it made my day, thank you for that.

[airplanewishes]

This is me being ridiculous and Kris being ridiculous. The two combined obviously produces waves of awkwardness and second-hand embarrassment.

But yay it made your day so I'm glad! :D

[perfect_key]

SPOT BECAUSE

[the_maknae]

aw damn, lynn beat me to it. STILL SPOTTING

[the_maknae]

SCREAMS AT YOU this was hilarious omfg

one does not simply get over cheerleader!kris and jongdae the friggin basketball team captain. this is as epic as a story can get. i love how the midgets of exo make up the basketball team x)

all the secondhand embarrassment, oh dear god. TOTALLY WORTH IT THOUGH.

i would say i love you, but my stomach kinda hurts from laughing and i blame you for that.

[airplanewishes]

I hope people never get over cheerleader Kris and team captain Jongdae because awesomeness. HAHAHAHA!!! Yes, because the midgets of EXO are the cool kids and the hotshots in school.

I'm glad having second-hand embarrassment was worth it for you. It's all at Kris' expense right? LOL.

Aww I know you love me anyway. ;)) Thank you for reading!

[kyuhyunlover3]

i was cringing the whole time at the thought of duizhang being like this. OTL. IT'S LIKE SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT THROUGH A FIC.
but omg so funny

[airplanewishes]

This made me laugh so much and I'm so sorry for making you cringe the entire time. But I'm relieved that it made you laugh at least. Thank you for reading! :D