> John: Flip the fuck out.

[airkind]

-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering DramaDramaDuck [DDD] at 17:34 --

oh my god ok i don't have long to talk
because there is a meteor coming right at my house right now.
i am not even joking about this!
there is a BIG FREAKING METEOR right outside my window!!!!!!
and dave is being an idiot and my sprite is still spouting gobbledygook.
rose doesn't know

Comments

[gh0st_girl]

0h yes
that is t0 be expected
i w0uld get g0ing if i were y0u
ribbit

[airkind]

holy shit
is this about the timer?
i have three minutes left!!!!!!

[gh0st_girl]

didnt i already tell y0u t0 get g0ing then?

[airkind]

i would.
but now there is a STUPID BATHTUB in front of my door and i can't get out!!!!!
aughhhh rose's bad connection is going to kill me!!!!!!!!

[killerbaseball]

If this videogame is as realistic as it seems...

Yes, you will probably die.

... In fact, forget the "probably".

[airkind]

oh my god i have three minutes left to live.
and rose put a STUPID BATHTUB in front of my door!!!!
so now i'm stuck!!!!!!!!

[killerbaseball]

Well, I doubt running away would be of much use, anyhow, unless you are capable of clearing several miles in only three minutes.

[airkind]

no, but i think the meteor definitely has something to do with the game.
so all of the shitty equipment that rose dropped in my house might do something!
but it's not going to do anything if i can't get to it!!!

[darklycharming]

Do you need someone to translate the gobbledygook?

[airkind]

i don't think it's translatable.
also i don't think it's very important right now because i have three minutes to live!!!!!

[darklycharming]

Well, I do know of someone who speaks it, if need be.

Are you really in that much danger?

[airkind]

uh, there is a meteor!
and i don't want to make assumption, but i am pretty sure that it is coming right at me!!!
and it's not very far away!!!!!!!