If I could get away with selling her on eBay, I would.

This idiot girl says the most pathetically stupid things... One of the most recent gems to come dribbling out was 'You know, all of our words come from Greek and Latin, but the days of the week, like, come from Norse mythology, like from Germany or wherever ( Read more... )

Been a while since I did anything with this space.

I'm amazed I even remember my password... Later (possibly _much_ later), I will fill you all in on the scintillating details of my life... Or something like that, anyhow.

...and there's probably only two people, if that, who even wonder about my life that I have -not- spoken to via the phone.

If anyone was wondering.

I've always been under the impression that proximity was required for particular sorts of relationships.

Maybe I've been wrong?

I'll get around to them, eventually. Once this food-induced coma wears off.

Maybe I'll take a nap...

Not yet, anyhow ( Read more... )

I had this hideous dream the other night, and it was all your fault.

It started off innocously enough, I was shopping.

Only as the dream went on, I realized that not only was I not shopping in my usual shopping haunts, I was in Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart, where they take your check and process it, then give it back to youSo I'm pushing a cart through ( Read more... )

Ganache is all better, by the way ( Read more... )

I take it back. I take it alllllll back.

Outside of certain notable exceptions, of course.

Tim and Leilani decided that a few days off would do everyone good and closed the cafe for the weekend. That and they wanted to do some basic maintenence around the place ( Read more... )