Right now im wishing that i had the sands of time. Last night i bought 10 Mega Millions, 9 were easy pick and the other one i picked the numbers. I was pretty damn close with the numbers i had in my head. I should have picked the numbers for all 10. 250 million sure sounds nice right about now....

Tuesday, in the AM, i get this fucked up phone call on my answer machine that woke me up. Im laying in my bed trying to listen to this message, but im having a hard time understanding what and who it is. So, i get up and press my mailbox button and listen to it.... i still dont understand what the hell this person is talking about. Luckily this ( Read more... )

TOONAMI FUCKED UP NARUTO!!!!!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!!

FUCK!!!!!!!! Thats what i have been screaming all day. There are about 20 of them in this entrie....Today was just not my day.... Why is that? Well, ill tell you... This story, like all stories, have the good, the bad and something else to go along with it. Ill start with the bad.... It all started out when Yours Truly woke up this morning. Waking ( Read more... )

My Physics 1020 professor said "The gasoline gods are mad at him and he should burn his credit card as a sacrifice. This will be on one exam."

Summer is ending, and the fall semester at Wayne starts up the 6th. Although this summer was one of the longest ones ive had outside of high school, it almost seemed like a waste. Going into the summer, i had a bunch of plans, goals and achievements. The only thing that i really could check off on my list was landing a job at Apple. But, now that i ( Read more... )

All the kids today think they are robots...

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Doarthy is a bitch!.... how about that one, huh?!!?!?! Pissing off Relena and whatnot. Anyway, today i went to the nicest Mobile gas station bathroom that i have ever been to. It was all clean and whatnot and even had a Monet painting hung on the wall. Let me tell you, Rochester has all the nice bathrooms.... those fuckers.

Yesterday at work, I was finishing a sale with a customer and then I heard a familiar voice. At first i couldn't think who it was until I approached him and asked to help him out. If i didnt know any better, i could have sworn that i was helping out Billy Crystal shop for an Apple computer. He came into the store with (at the time, i assumed) his ( Read more... )