Who tops 'em all?
TITLE: Who tops 'em all?
Author: ailaling1017
Genre: fail!crack (I TRIED!OTL); smut-ty; fluff-y
Warning: language, cursing, homosexuality/yaoi, implied smut
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Junior...although I wish I did.xD * bricked*
Rating: PG-15 for non-explicit sex
Status/Length: Complete; One-shot; 3,275W
Pairing: OT15; Kyuhyun-centric
Summary: It says in the title. LOL
" Good morning Teukie-Hyung..."
"Omo Kyuhyun-ah my favorite little maknae. What brings you here my love?" Teukie cooed.
Kyuhyun bit back his retort and decided against pointing out that he was, after all, the only maknae there is. Well, there's Henry - but that's beside the point.
He settled for a sheepish grin instead - trying to mimic Sungmin as best as he could. It may have worked since his hyung was literally fawning over him.
"Oh nothing. It's just that Heechul hyung challenged me to a dare. Mind to help me?" Kyuhyun batted his eyelashes a-la-Sungmin at this point.
"Aigoo my baby is so cute. Sure I'll do anything for you my cute little baby."
"Anything?" Kyuhyun verified - the corner of his lips twitching up to form a smirk.
"Yes. Absolutely. Anything at aaaaaahhhh. What the fuck are you doiaaahhh-ahhh." Leeteuk screamed in between gasps as Kyuhyun slammed into him without warning.
"Heechul hyung said that he'll buy me a new laptop if I get to top all members at least once today."
"Heechuuuuuul-aaaah!" Leeteuk shouted with what energy was left in him as soon as Kyuhyun pulled out of him - trying to sound angry although all he managed was a breathy moan.
"Well, you did say you'd do anything." Heechul muttered nonchalantly as he strode into the living room - unfazed by the leader and maknae's tangled form on the couch.
"One down, thirteen to go." Kyuhyun sing-songed before he went to the general direction of the kitchen - leaving the dumbfounded leader by himself to wallow in misery."
~
"Oh Wookie..." Kyuhyun muttered by Ryeowook's ear as the eternal maknae was busy cooking breakfast by the stove.
Ryeowook stiffened as he felt himself being yanked backwards and not soon after did he find himself being bent over the kitchen counter - cheeks pressed onto the cold marble.
"Kyuhyun-ah what's wrong with you!?"
"Wookie. Wookie. Wookie. How can you say this is wrong when it feels so right." Kyuhyun whispered breathily as he experimentally thrusted his hips forward - pleased to find out that Ryeowook has reciprocated by bucking his hips backward - almost too needily at that.
Needless to say, they had to order in Chinese for breakfast.
~
"Hankyung hyungie..." Kyuhyun pouted.
The Chinese man looked up from the book he was reading and gazed at his dongsaeng with tender eyes from behind his horn-rimmed glasses.
"What is it, Kyuhyun-ah?" the elder muttered softly in his broken korean and Kyuhyun felt a little guilty at the prospect of taking advantage of his good-natured hyung. A little being the keyword here.
Thirty minutes later, he was on his way out of HanChul's shared bedroom when he passed by a disgruntled Heechul who was about to go in - looking for all the world like he was ready to kill.
"You did say everybody." Kyuhyun muttered before he broke into a run. Heechul's claws hand missing him just by an inch.
~
Kyuhyun was panting when he reached the living room - which says so much about his physical health. He ran a total of ten meters from HanChul's room and he was already sweating like a pig. He made a mental note to take up another sport to keep himself fit - Starcraft just doesn't cut it anymore.
"Kyuhyun-ah..."
Kyuhyun jumped as a voice came out of nowhere and was surprised when a lone short finger assaulted his philtrum.
"Yesung-hyung! You should really stop doing that to unsuspecting people! Yet you wonder why people find you weird." Kyuhyun said as he pushed the elder's hand away from his face.
Yesung looked downcast as he slowly retreated to the couch and curled himself up into a ball - letting his head rest on his folded knees.
"But people wouldn't let me touch their philtrums even if I asked. All I ever wanted was to...well, touch people's philtrums in peace." Yesung murmured in an almost inaudible voice.
Kyuhyun sighed as he slowly sat beside the elder and made to awkwardly pat his back.
It is in times like these when Kyuhyun wonders why the members think he's evil. He actually has a good heart. If not, why would be here wasting his precious time consoling his weird hyung when he could've just used the time to do something much more beneficial - anything at all would be better than this - being Zhou Mi's shopping buddy included.
Then it hit him.
"Yesung hyung. What if I told you you could touch my philtrum as much as you want?"
Yesung slowly looked up at Kyuhyun with a question in his eyes.
"Really?"
"Yes. Really. But you have to give me something in return."
"Anything."
Kyuhyun mentally laughed as he banged his hyung on the couch - his present...errr...situation not allowing him to do so physically.
"So that's why. I'm evil all right." Kyuhyun thought to himself. "But hey, nothing in this world is free nowadays." he added.
~
Kyuhyun quietly slid into EunHae's room which he thought was empty. He figured he'd rest a bit - scour some of Hyukkie's porn or something - you know, the usual stuff a younger brother does to annoy their elder siblings. It was still nine in the morning and he managed to do 4 out of his 14 hyungs already. It was a good start - very good indeed.
He was surprised to see a very naked EunHae who were busy doing unimaginable things on the bed - yes, they only have one bed for the both of them - and it's king-sized, mind you. Kyuhyun was pretty sure he'd be mentally scarred for life with what he saw. Truly, these two were the best dancers in Super Junior. The things they do with their bodies - who knew such positions were physically possible!? It would probably make the Bonamana hip-thrust look like a dance to a nursery rhyme when placed next to what the EunHae couple was doing at the very moment.
Kyuhyun forced himself to tear his gaze off his hyungs and made to shut his mouth - all to no avail. After all, you do not see scenes like these everyday and Kyuhyun found himself gaping at the two - not being able to control the tightness in his pants.
"Oh hi Kyu..." Donghae's muffled voice came as he greeted the maknae happily with his mouth still attached onto Eunhyuk's bundle of joy.
The breathy moan that escaped Eunhyuk's lips made Kyuhyun wonder how good his hyung really is. (If you catch my drift, that is. *wiggles eyebrows*)
"Wanna join?" Eunhyuk gasped as Donghae nodded from below and really, that was all Kyuhyun needed to hear for him to forget his exhaustion and jump onto the bed - joining in the tangle of sweaty limbs.
"Talk about hitting two birds with one stone." Kyuhyun grinned as he closed the door to EunHae's bedroom behind him. He stared at the clock on the wall. Eleven o'clock - not bad.
"One more before lunch then." he said as he cackled evilly.
~
Just as Kyuhyun sat on the couch to think of who his next victim will be, the door bell rang. He made his way to the door and was surprised to see Kang-in there.
"Oh Kang-in hyung! You're here!" he welcomed his hyung with a hug and Kang-in petted him on the head. He genuinely missed his appa-like tendencies.
"Hi Kyu! I'm on vacation from the army. Where's Teukie?" Kang-in's loud voice boomed which made Kyuhyun jump a little.
"ohidon'tknowmaybehe'satthedoctor'stryingtoaskforpainkillers?iknewishouldn'thavegonetoohardonhim..." Kyuhyun muttered under his breath. He knew Kang-in wouldn't be pleased if he knew what he's done to his "beloved Teukie."
"Kyuhyun-ah! Slow down. I can't understand you."
"Ah. I mean, I don't know where Teukie hyung is." Kyuhyun attempted a smile. He hoped against hope that Kang-in didn't notice the beads of sweat that were slowly trickling on the side of his face.
"Oh I see." Kang-in didn't seem to notice anything. Kyuhyun internally jumped with joy.
Kyuhyun didn't know what happened but one thing led to another and the next thing he knew, Kang-in was riding him with wild abandon. He never knew being in the army could cause this much pent up sexual frustrations. He made a mental note to go in with Wookie at least.
~
Kyuhyun wolfed down plate after plate of food for lunch. Who knew too much sex could eat up all your energy. Oh wait, he knew that. At this rate, he's gonna go past Shindong's record of food intake on EHB. Speaking of Shindong, he eyed his hyung who was staring at him with wide eyes and possibly, fear, from across the table - all the while munching on a piece of beef jerky. They were the only ones left at the kitchen table by this time. Even Eunhyuk has given up on eating. That was HOW hungry Kyuhyun was.
He eyed the last piece of fried dumpling on the platter between them and smirked triumphantly as he saw a bead of sweat slowly form by his hyung's temples. He snatched the dumpling so fast - a speed worth thousands of hours of gaming, that is. Kyuhyun was good with his hands, you see.
He waved the dumpling in front of his hyung's eyes and was glad when he saw Shindong's adams apple bob up and down - eyeing the dumpling with as much adoration as when he looks at Nari.
Kyuhyun grew slightly weary at the thought of his Nari noona. They were close after all. Nevertheless, what's to be done has to be done. And he pushed his conscience at the back of his mind - he was good at it anyway.
Kyuhyun wiped his sweat on the sleeve of his shirt as he left Shindong on the kitchen table - clinging to the single piece of dumpling like a lifeline.
~
"Kyuhyun-ah. You look like you've seen a ghost."
"Kibum-hyung. What brings you here?" Kyuhyun managed to utter as he faced an unshaven Kibum sitting by the coffee table. To say that he was surprised would be quite an understatement.
"Oh nothing. I just figured I'd pay Eunhyuk and Donghae a visit."
"Oh I see. Well, they're kinda busy right now. That's for sure. But feel free to barge into their room anytime. I'm pretty sure they won't mind." Kyuhyun smirked.
"Oh I'm sure they wouldn't. But first things first, I heard about your bet with Heechul-hyung. I wanna see him lose for once." Kibum said as he hiked up Kyuhyun's shirt and tossed it on the floor.
Kyuhyun was goddamn lucky all right.
~
It was mid-afternoon when a bouncy ball of joy a.k.a. Zhou Mi came bounding into the dorm with all smiles - followed by a rather grumpy-looking Henry - or that's who Kyuhyun thought to be - judging by the red baseball cap he was wearing. All he could see were shopping bags really.
"Lemme guess. You raided Myeong-dong, right?"
"Oh no Kyuhyun-ah. I only bought about an eighth of the merchandise there. There was still so much more stuff to be bought - those poor little things. Sad to say, Henry could only carry so much." Zhou Mi said earnestly - his eyes growing as wide as saucers at the prospect of buying the whole of the shopping district. Henry looked like he wanted to cry.
"There there Henry-ah." Kyuhyun faked sympathy towards his dongsaeng and made to pat the younger's back. Even going through the effort of disentangling Henry's arms from the who-knows-how-many paperbags on both of his arms.
"Kyuhyun-ah. What do you want?" Zhou Mi sneered as he yanked Henry out of Kyuhyun's grasp and draped a protective arm over the younger.
"What? Is it wrong to comfort my little dongsaeng? I know it must've been a pain to him to go through all those shops with you - staring at the endless pairs of shoes you fitted when all of them seriously looks the same." Kyuhyun glumly said. Henry whimpered.
"Don't talk shit with me Kyuhyun-ah. What do you want in return? You do not help just because. I know you better than that. And seriously! I only bought eight pairs of shoes today! Eight! That's hardly endless!" Zhou Mi said exasperatedly. Kyuhyun could only roll his eyes, albeit carefully so as not to let Henry see.
"What do you think of me!?" Kyuhyun once again faked hurt. "Come here Henry-ah, hyung will make you feel better."
Kyuhyun hastily pulled Henry into his room without so much as a warning and before Zhou Mi could react, he already had the younger boy slammed against the door.
Zhou Mi was surprised to see a limping Henry as he looked up upon the opening of Kyuhyun's door. He thought he heard him mutter: "That's hardly making someone feel better." before he made his way to the kitchen - probably to scour for some ice cream or something. (although he thought he saw his cheeks rise up to form a small smile - that, or Henry's cheeks were just too plump).
~
Zhou Mi didn't knock as he blasted through Kyuhyun's door - ready to fire curses at the latter for what he did to his Mochi.
"What the hell did you do to Hen..."
The rest of his words were caught in his throat as he was welcomed with the sight of Kyuhyun spread out on the bed - in all his naked glory.
"Like what you see?"
"I do not!" Zhou Mi spat indignantly - the look on his eyes betraying him nonetheless.
Fifteen minutes later, Kyuhyun landed on top of Zhou Mi's chest as they caught their breaths.
"So, how does it feel to bottom?"
"Duh? As if I'd want to top. Ew." Zhou Mi rolled his eyes as he pulled on his jeans - it's Fendi, thank you very much.
"And just so you know, Henry is much much better." the tall man winked before he slid out of the door, leaving a dumbfounded Kyuhyun to stare at the ceiling for hours.
His ego has been hurt all right - BAD.
~
It was six in the evening when Kyuhyun recovered from the impact of Zhou Mi's words and decided to quit staring at his ceiling.
He was surprised to see Siwon and Heechul talking in the living room. Surprised because, they were just actually talking - no touching whatsoever. It was just weird.
"Oh hi Kyuhyun-ah!"
It was Siwon who first noticed him and being the gentleman that he was, he beckoned Kyuhyun to join them.
"Speaking of the devil." Heechul spat menacingly. Kyuhyun almost cowered beneath his gaze - almost.
"Easy now Heechul-hyung. Thou shall not speak such words. Kyuhyun is a good boy. Aren't you Kyu?" Siwon pinched his dongsaeng's cheeks. Heechul could only scoff.
"Siwon-hyung. Help meee..." Kyuhyun tried batting his eyelashes once again and he was surprised to see Siwon visibly blush. He thought he should really thank Sungmin later.
"Oh, anything for you Kyuhyun-ah. What is it?"
Kyuhyun smiled mischievously as he whispered something into Siwon's ears. Heechul eyed them warily from across the coffee table as Siwon's facial expressions shifted from shock to confusion to understanding and finally, to agreement - his eyebrows threatening to disappear behind his fringe all the while.
"Siwon-ah. Don't you dare look at me like that." Heechul threatened.
Heechul's glare was immediately replaced by a look of lust as soon as Siwon stripped off his shirt. Kyuhyun thanked the heavens for gifting his hyung with chocolate abs no one could ever resist - not even the Space Big Star Kim Heechul.
And besides, it's not like he was taking advantage of SiChul - it's not like they didn't enjoy it anyway. Kyuhyun got what he wanted and he was pretty sure Heechul got what he wanted too - if the moans that reverberated all throughout the dorm were something to judge by; and well, Siwon was just glad to be of help to anybody - no matter what, or how. So, everybody happy right? Right?
~
Kyuhyun was pleased with his accomplishment for today. He practically bounced on his way back to his shared room with Sungmin. Then his face fell as he eyed the lump on Sungmin's bed. He eyed the clock on the head board. It was half past eleven. He had to do this or all his efforts would've gone to waste.
Kyuhyun took a deep breath as he mustered all his courage to walk up to Sungmin - praying that his luck was still in effect. He froze when Sungmin stirred on the bed.
"Kyuhyun-ah? What's wrong?" Sungmin blinked through the darkness - all the while rubbing sleep off his eyes.
Kyuhyun swallowed. He was pretty sure he was shaking with nervousness by this time.
"wouldyouletmetopjustthisonceisweari'llbeagoodboyfromnowon." Kyuhyun muttered all in one breath and he was surprised to see Sungmin thrashing about the bed - holding his stomach as he guffawed uncontrollably.
Sungmin wiped the tears from his eyes as he felt the laughter ebb away - only to laugh once more as he saw Kyuhyun pouting. He made to ruffle his lover's head and kissed him tenderly on the temple.
"Min... Please." Kyuhyun was close to tears by this time.
The next thing he knew, he was being pressed onto the mattress as Sungmin straddled him. He was feeling a little hopeful - only to be crushed once more when Sungmin hovered by his ear - saying the single word that meant saying goodbye to his dreams of a new laptop.
"Never."
And really, when it was Sungmin who was doing all those things to him, who was Kyuhyun to resist?
He muttered a simple: "Goodbye laptop." before he let himself be blown away.
~
Kyuhyun woke up when he felt something - someone rather, poke on his philtrum. He stifled a scream when he found Yesung's face merely inches away from his as he opened his eyes.
"Good morning Kyuhyun-ah!" Yesung touched his philtrum once again before he bounced out of the room - probably to go feed Kkoming or something.
"This is totally not worth it." Kyuhyun face palmed.
He resorted to staring at his ceiling once more - it did work the day prior. Just when he was about to drift off to sleep once more, he caught a small glimpse of pink on his peripheral vision. He shrugged it off at first - passing it to be Sungmin's bed when he realized that he was on Sungmin's bed. And oh, last night was amazing by the way. Whoever said bottoming sucked has yet to experience it. For the first time, Kyuhyun agreed with Zhou Mi.
He slowly made his way to his own bed. In the middle was a package - neatly wrapped in hot pink. You could expect nothing less from Sungmin after all. He tore at the wrapper and almost dropped it when he was faced with the bold letters: ASUS. He wanted to cry as he stared at his new laptop - in all it's 19-inch widescreen glory. He found a post it stuck onto the laptop screen.
It said:
KyuBear,
I'm not sure if this is the one you wanted but the saleslady said this is great so I hope you like it!
Love you heaps!
--- Sungminnie *chu*
P.S. I got Starcraft installed already.
Kyuhyun never thought he could love Sungmin more than he already did - yet he found himself falling harder.
A smile tugged on his lips as he brought the note closer to his heart.
~END~
A/N: There is no excuse for this nonsense. IDE...*HIDES* ~ wrote this hiding under the blanket since mom's bitching about the electricity bills and blah blah ~ so forgive the grammatical errors and whatnot - will fix them up soon...or not. HAHA *disappears*
Author: ailaling1017
Genre: fail!crack (I TRIED!OTL); smut-ty; fluff-y
Warning: language, cursing, homosexuality/yaoi, implied smut
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Junior...although I wish I did.xD * bricked*
Rating: PG-15 for non-explicit sex
Status/Length: Complete; One-shot; 3,275W
Pairing: OT15; Kyuhyun-centric
Summary: It says in the title. LOL
" Good morning Teukie-Hyung..."
"Omo Kyuhyun-ah my favorite little maknae. What brings you here my love?" Teukie cooed.
Kyuhyun bit back his retort and decided against pointing out that he was, after all, the only maknae there is. Well, there's Henry - but that's beside the point.
He settled for a sheepish grin instead - trying to mimic Sungmin as best as he could. It may have worked since his hyung was literally fawning over him.
"Oh nothing. It's just that Heechul hyung challenged me to a dare. Mind to help me?" Kyuhyun batted his eyelashes a-la-Sungmin at this point.
"Aigoo my baby is so cute. Sure I'll do anything for you my cute little baby."
"Anything?" Kyuhyun verified - the corner of his lips twitching up to form a smirk.
"Yes. Absolutely. Anything at aaaaaahhhh. What the fuck are you doiaaahhh-ahhh." Leeteuk screamed in between gasps as Kyuhyun slammed into him without warning.
"Heechul hyung said that he'll buy me a new laptop if I get to top all members at least once today."
"Heechuuuuuul-aaaah!" Leeteuk shouted with what energy was left in him as soon as Kyuhyun pulled out of him - trying to sound angry although all he managed was a breathy moan.
"Well, you did say you'd do anything." Heechul muttered nonchalantly as he strode into the living room - unfazed by the leader and maknae's tangled form on the couch.
"One down, thirteen to go." Kyuhyun sing-songed before he went to the general direction of the kitchen - leaving the dumbfounded leader by himself to wallow in misery."
~
"Oh Wookie..." Kyuhyun muttered by Ryeowook's ear as the eternal maknae was busy cooking breakfast by the stove.
Ryeowook stiffened as he felt himself being yanked backwards and not soon after did he find himself being bent over the kitchen counter - cheeks pressed onto the cold marble.
"Kyuhyun-ah what's wrong with you!?"
"Wookie. Wookie. Wookie. How can you say this is wrong when it feels so right." Kyuhyun whispered breathily as he experimentally thrusted his hips forward - pleased to find out that Ryeowook has reciprocated by bucking his hips backward - almost too needily at that.
Needless to say, they had to order in Chinese for breakfast.
~
"Hankyung hyungie..." Kyuhyun pouted.
The Chinese man looked up from the book he was reading and gazed at his dongsaeng with tender eyes from behind his horn-rimmed glasses.
"What is it, Kyuhyun-ah?" the elder muttered softly in his broken korean and Kyuhyun felt a little guilty at the prospect of taking advantage of his good-natured hyung. A little being the keyword here.
Thirty minutes later, he was on his way out of HanChul's shared bedroom when he passed by a disgruntled Heechul who was about to go in - looking for all the world like he was ready to kill.
"You did say everybody." Kyuhyun muttered before he broke into a run. Heechul's claws hand missing him just by an inch.
~
Kyuhyun was panting when he reached the living room - which says so much about his physical health. He ran a total of ten meters from HanChul's room and he was already sweating like a pig. He made a mental note to take up another sport to keep himself fit - Starcraft just doesn't cut it anymore.
"Kyuhyun-ah..."
Kyuhyun jumped as a voice came out of nowhere and was surprised when a lone short finger assaulted his philtrum.
"Yesung-hyung! You should really stop doing that to unsuspecting people! Yet you wonder why people find you weird." Kyuhyun said as he pushed the elder's hand away from his face.
Yesung looked downcast as he slowly retreated to the couch and curled himself up into a ball - letting his head rest on his folded knees.
"But people wouldn't let me touch their philtrums even if I asked. All I ever wanted was to...well, touch people's philtrums in peace." Yesung murmured in an almost inaudible voice.
Kyuhyun sighed as he slowly sat beside the elder and made to awkwardly pat his back.
It is in times like these when Kyuhyun wonders why the members think he's evil. He actually has a good heart. If not, why would be here wasting his precious time consoling his weird hyung when he could've just used the time to do something much more beneficial - anything at all would be better than this - being Zhou Mi's shopping buddy included.
Then it hit him.
"Yesung hyung. What if I told you you could touch my philtrum as much as you want?"
Yesung slowly looked up at Kyuhyun with a question in his eyes.
"Really?"
"Yes. Really. But you have to give me something in return."
"Anything."
Kyuhyun mentally laughed as he banged his hyung on the couch - his present...errr...situation not allowing him to do so physically.
"So that's why. I'm evil all right." Kyuhyun thought to himself. "But hey, nothing in this world is free nowadays." he added.
~
Kyuhyun quietly slid into EunHae's room which he thought was empty. He figured he'd rest a bit - scour some of Hyukkie's porn or something - you know, the usual stuff a younger brother does to annoy their elder siblings. It was still nine in the morning and he managed to do 4 out of his 14 hyungs already. It was a good start - very good indeed.
He was surprised to see a very naked EunHae who were busy doing unimaginable things on the bed - yes, they only have one bed for the both of them - and it's king-sized, mind you. Kyuhyun was pretty sure he'd be mentally scarred for life with what he saw. Truly, these two were the best dancers in Super Junior. The things they do with their bodies - who knew such positions were physically possible!? It would probably make the Bonamana hip-thrust look like a dance to a nursery rhyme when placed next to what the EunHae couple was doing at the very moment.
Kyuhyun forced himself to tear his gaze off his hyungs and made to shut his mouth - all to no avail. After all, you do not see scenes like these everyday and Kyuhyun found himself gaping at the two - not being able to control the tightness in his pants.
"Oh hi Kyu..." Donghae's muffled voice came as he greeted the maknae happily with his mouth still attached onto Eunhyuk's bundle of joy.
The breathy moan that escaped Eunhyuk's lips made Kyuhyun wonder how good his hyung really is. (If you catch my drift, that is. *wiggles eyebrows*)
"Wanna join?" Eunhyuk gasped as Donghae nodded from below and really, that was all Kyuhyun needed to hear for him to forget his exhaustion and jump onto the bed - joining in the tangle of sweaty limbs.
"Talk about hitting two birds with one stone." Kyuhyun grinned as he closed the door to EunHae's bedroom behind him. He stared at the clock on the wall. Eleven o'clock - not bad.
"One more before lunch then." he said as he cackled evilly.
~
Just as Kyuhyun sat on the couch to think of who his next victim will be, the door bell rang. He made his way to the door and was surprised to see Kang-in there.
"Oh Kang-in hyung! You're here!" he welcomed his hyung with a hug and Kang-in petted him on the head. He genuinely missed his appa-like tendencies.
"Hi Kyu! I'm on vacation from the army. Where's Teukie?" Kang-in's loud voice boomed which made Kyuhyun jump a little.
"ohidon'tknowmaybehe'satthedoctor'stryingtoaskforpainkillers?iknewishouldn'thavegonetoohardonhim..." Kyuhyun muttered under his breath. He knew Kang-in wouldn't be pleased if he knew what he's done to his "beloved Teukie."
"Kyuhyun-ah! Slow down. I can't understand you."
"Ah. I mean, I don't know where Teukie hyung is." Kyuhyun attempted a smile. He hoped against hope that Kang-in didn't notice the beads of sweat that were slowly trickling on the side of his face.
"Oh I see." Kang-in didn't seem to notice anything. Kyuhyun internally jumped with joy.
Kyuhyun didn't know what happened but one thing led to another and the next thing he knew, Kang-in was riding him with wild abandon. He never knew being in the army could cause this much pent up sexual frustrations. He made a mental note to go in with Wookie at least.
~
Kyuhyun wolfed down plate after plate of food for lunch. Who knew too much sex could eat up all your energy. Oh wait, he knew that. At this rate, he's gonna go past Shindong's record of food intake on EHB. Speaking of Shindong, he eyed his hyung who was staring at him with wide eyes and possibly, fear, from across the table - all the while munching on a piece of beef jerky. They were the only ones left at the kitchen table by this time. Even Eunhyuk has given up on eating. That was HOW hungry Kyuhyun was.
He eyed the last piece of fried dumpling on the platter between them and smirked triumphantly as he saw a bead of sweat slowly form by his hyung's temples. He snatched the dumpling so fast - a speed worth thousands of hours of gaming, that is. Kyuhyun was good with his hands, you see.
He waved the dumpling in front of his hyung's eyes and was glad when he saw Shindong's adams apple bob up and down - eyeing the dumpling with as much adoration as when he looks at Nari.
Kyuhyun grew slightly weary at the thought of his Nari noona. They were close after all. Nevertheless, what's to be done has to be done. And he pushed his conscience at the back of his mind - he was good at it anyway.
Kyuhyun wiped his sweat on the sleeve of his shirt as he left Shindong on the kitchen table - clinging to the single piece of dumpling like a lifeline.
~
"Kyuhyun-ah. You look like you've seen a ghost."
"Kibum-hyung. What brings you here?" Kyuhyun managed to utter as he faced an unshaven Kibum sitting by the coffee table. To say that he was surprised would be quite an understatement.
"Oh nothing. I just figured I'd pay Eunhyuk and Donghae a visit."
"Oh I see. Well, they're kinda busy right now. That's for sure. But feel free to barge into their room anytime. I'm pretty sure they won't mind." Kyuhyun smirked.
"Oh I'm sure they wouldn't. But first things first, I heard about your bet with Heechul-hyung. I wanna see him lose for once." Kibum said as he hiked up Kyuhyun's shirt and tossed it on the floor.
Kyuhyun was goddamn lucky all right.
~
It was mid-afternoon when a bouncy ball of joy a.k.a. Zhou Mi came bounding into the dorm with all smiles - followed by a rather grumpy-looking Henry - or that's who Kyuhyun thought to be - judging by the red baseball cap he was wearing. All he could see were shopping bags really.
"Lemme guess. You raided Myeong-dong, right?"
"Oh no Kyuhyun-ah. I only bought about an eighth of the merchandise there. There was still so much more stuff to be bought - those poor little things. Sad to say, Henry could only carry so much." Zhou Mi said earnestly - his eyes growing as wide as saucers at the prospect of buying the whole of the shopping district. Henry looked like he wanted to cry.
"There there Henry-ah." Kyuhyun faked sympathy towards his dongsaeng and made to pat the younger's back. Even going through the effort of disentangling Henry's arms from the who-knows-how-many paperbags on both of his arms.
"Kyuhyun-ah. What do you want?" Zhou Mi sneered as he yanked Henry out of Kyuhyun's grasp and draped a protective arm over the younger.
"What? Is it wrong to comfort my little dongsaeng? I know it must've been a pain to him to go through all those shops with you - staring at the endless pairs of shoes you fitted when all of them seriously looks the same." Kyuhyun glumly said. Henry whimpered.
"Don't talk shit with me Kyuhyun-ah. What do you want in return? You do not help just because. I know you better than that. And seriously! I only bought eight pairs of shoes today! Eight! That's hardly endless!" Zhou Mi said exasperatedly. Kyuhyun could only roll his eyes, albeit carefully so as not to let Henry see.
"What do you think of me!?" Kyuhyun once again faked hurt. "Come here Henry-ah, hyung will make you feel better."
Kyuhyun hastily pulled Henry into his room without so much as a warning and before Zhou Mi could react, he already had the younger boy slammed against the door.
Zhou Mi was surprised to see a limping Henry as he looked up upon the opening of Kyuhyun's door. He thought he heard him mutter: "That's hardly making someone feel better." before he made his way to the kitchen - probably to scour for some ice cream or something. (although he thought he saw his cheeks rise up to form a small smile - that, or Henry's cheeks were just too plump).
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Zhou Mi didn't knock as he blasted through Kyuhyun's door - ready to fire curses at the latter for what he did to his Mochi.
"What the hell did you do to Hen..."
The rest of his words were caught in his throat as he was welcomed with the sight of Kyuhyun spread out on the bed - in all his naked glory.
"Like what you see?"
"I do not!" Zhou Mi spat indignantly - the look on his eyes betraying him nonetheless.
Fifteen minutes later, Kyuhyun landed on top of Zhou Mi's chest as they caught their breaths.
"So, how does it feel to bottom?"
"Duh? As if I'd want to top. Ew." Zhou Mi rolled his eyes as he pulled on his jeans - it's Fendi, thank you very much.
"And just so you know, Henry is much much better." the tall man winked before he slid out of the door, leaving a dumbfounded Kyuhyun to stare at the ceiling for hours.
His ego has been hurt all right - BAD.
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It was six in the evening when Kyuhyun recovered from the impact of Zhou Mi's words and decided to quit staring at his ceiling.
He was surprised to see Siwon and Heechul talking in the living room. Surprised because, they were just actually talking - no touching whatsoever. It was just weird.
"Oh hi Kyuhyun-ah!"
It was Siwon who first noticed him and being the gentleman that he was, he beckoned Kyuhyun to join them.
"Speaking of the devil." Heechul spat menacingly. Kyuhyun almost cowered beneath his gaze - almost.
"Easy now Heechul-hyung. Thou shall not speak such words. Kyuhyun is a good boy. Aren't you Kyu?" Siwon pinched his dongsaeng's cheeks. Heechul could only scoff.
"Siwon-hyung. Help meee..." Kyuhyun tried batting his eyelashes once again and he was surprised to see Siwon visibly blush. He thought he should really thank Sungmin later.
"Oh, anything for you Kyuhyun-ah. What is it?"
Kyuhyun smiled mischievously as he whispered something into Siwon's ears. Heechul eyed them warily from across the coffee table as Siwon's facial expressions shifted from shock to confusion to understanding and finally, to agreement - his eyebrows threatening to disappear behind his fringe all the while.
"Siwon-ah. Don't you dare look at me like that." Heechul threatened.
Heechul's glare was immediately replaced by a look of lust as soon as Siwon stripped off his shirt. Kyuhyun thanked the heavens for gifting his hyung with chocolate abs no one could ever resist - not even the Space Big Star Kim Heechul.
And besides, it's not like he was taking advantage of SiChul - it's not like they didn't enjoy it anyway. Kyuhyun got what he wanted and he was pretty sure Heechul got what he wanted too - if the moans that reverberated all throughout the dorm were something to judge by; and well, Siwon was just glad to be of help to anybody - no matter what, or how. So, everybody happy right? Right?
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Kyuhyun was pleased with his accomplishment for today. He practically bounced on his way back to his shared room with Sungmin. Then his face fell as he eyed the lump on Sungmin's bed. He eyed the clock on the head board. It was half past eleven. He had to do this or all his efforts would've gone to waste.
Kyuhyun took a deep breath as he mustered all his courage to walk up to Sungmin - praying that his luck was still in effect. He froze when Sungmin stirred on the bed.
"Kyuhyun-ah? What's wrong?" Sungmin blinked through the darkness - all the while rubbing sleep off his eyes.
Kyuhyun swallowed. He was pretty sure he was shaking with nervousness by this time.
"wouldyouletmetopjustthisonceisweari'llbeagoodboyfromnowon." Kyuhyun muttered all in one breath and he was surprised to see Sungmin thrashing about the bed - holding his stomach as he guffawed uncontrollably.
Sungmin wiped the tears from his eyes as he felt the laughter ebb away - only to laugh once more as he saw Kyuhyun pouting. He made to ruffle his lover's head and kissed him tenderly on the temple.
"Min... Please." Kyuhyun was close to tears by this time.
The next thing he knew, he was being pressed onto the mattress as Sungmin straddled him. He was feeling a little hopeful - only to be crushed once more when Sungmin hovered by his ear - saying the single word that meant saying goodbye to his dreams of a new laptop.
"Never."
And really, when it was Sungmin who was doing all those things to him, who was Kyuhyun to resist?
He muttered a simple: "Goodbye laptop." before he let himself be blown away.
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Kyuhyun woke up when he felt something - someone rather, poke on his philtrum. He stifled a scream when he found Yesung's face merely inches away from his as he opened his eyes.
"Good morning Kyuhyun-ah!" Yesung touched his philtrum once again before he bounced out of the room - probably to go feed Kkoming or something.
"This is totally not worth it." Kyuhyun face palmed.
He resorted to staring at his ceiling once more - it did work the day prior. Just when he was about to drift off to sleep once more, he caught a small glimpse of pink on his peripheral vision. He shrugged it off at first - passing it to be Sungmin's bed when he realized that he was on Sungmin's bed. And oh, last night was amazing by the way. Whoever said bottoming sucked has yet to experience it. For the first time, Kyuhyun agreed with Zhou Mi.
He slowly made his way to his own bed. In the middle was a package - neatly wrapped in hot pink. You could expect nothing less from Sungmin after all. He tore at the wrapper and almost dropped it when he was faced with the bold letters: ASUS. He wanted to cry as he stared at his new laptop - in all it's 19-inch widescreen glory. He found a post it stuck onto the laptop screen.
It said:
KyuBear,
I'm not sure if this is the one you wanted but the saleslady said this is great so I hope you like it!
Love you heaps!
--- Sungminnie *chu*
P.S. I got Starcraft installed already.
Kyuhyun never thought he could love Sungmin more than he already did - yet he found himself falling harder.
A smile tugged on his lips as he brought the note closer to his heart.
~END~
A/N: There is no excuse for this nonsense. IDE...*HIDES* ~ wrote this hiding under the blanket since mom's bitching about the electricity bills and blah blah ~ so forgive the grammatical errors and whatnot - will fix them up soon...or not. HAHA *disappears*