While sitting on an NJ Transit train at the platform at Penn Station after spending the day, and an obscene amount of money on clothing and alcohol, in Manhattan, I realized how proud I am to be a Jersey girl.
Lady #1: Can you move? Aikta: I ain't movin' my cart! You shoulda waited for the next fucking train! Lady #1: What? Do you care more about people or your cart? Aikta: Ma cart, bitch! Lady #1: ...No, you are the bitch! Aikta: That's right, you da bitch! Lady #1: This is my first train ride, this is fun!...And I learned a new word! Man: Happy holidays, everyone
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Aikta: I ain't movin' my cart! You shoulda waited for the next fucking train!
Lady #1: What? Do you care more about people or your cart?
Aikta: Ma cart, bitch!
Lady #1: ...No, you are the bitch!
Aikta: That's right, you da bitch!
Lady #1: This is my first train ride, this is fun!...And I learned a new word!
Man: Happy holidays, everyone
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