[fic] Office supplies - Yugioh, YamixYugi, PG-13, humor, theme 078 (100_chances)
Theme: 078 - Office supplies; for 100_chances
Author: Chey (duelist_gurl163)
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: 'Atemu'/Yugi
Archive: Here
Warnings: AU
Spoilers: None
Summary: You get caught with your lover one time, and nobody ever lets you forget it.
Disclaimer: Yugioh is still not mine.
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Yugi sighed and turned to Atemu. “Are we seriously out of paper clips? I can’t find them anywhere.” He rummaged around on the next shelf, shaking boxes in frustration. “I swear I bought a whole new case…”
Atemu looked up from where he was searching a lower shelf beside him. “Sara might have taken them, I think she robs the supply room at night and hoards stuff.”
“I’ll have to have a talk with her…”
“Hey, who’s in here?” A new voice joined them and they turned around to see Mitch staring at them. His eyes widened behind his glasses.
“Oh, it’s you two.” He backed away. “Sorry, I’ll leave, I didn’t know it was you.”
“Mitch-” Yugi began.
“Just tell me when you’re finished.”
“Mitch!”
He was shielding his eyes now. “Should I lock the door for you on the way out? Because I think you forgot to. Again.”
“Mitch!” Atemu snapped, his deeper voice finally getting the man’s attention. “You don’t need to lock the door. Yugi was looking for paper clips so I stopped to help him look. Don’t jump to conclusions.”
“Hey, I was just being careful,” Mitch protested. “I never know what you two are going to be up to when you’re alone in a room.”
“That was one time,” Atemu said, his face reddening.
“One time was enough to scar me for life.”
“Serves you right for coming into my private office,” Yugi said, just as red, though not sounding particularly sorry. “After hours, I might add.”
Mitch scowled. “I told you, I’d forgotten a file and came back to get it, and I heard noises. I thought there might be a burglar.”
“Because burglars normally close the door to the office they’re burgling?” Yugi asked.
“They do if they don’t want to be seen! I was trying to do you a favor! I thought, ‘hey, it would be really bad if the manager’s office was robbed, maybe I should check on things for him.’”
“Couldn’t you have just...I don’t know, have listened at the door long enough to know it couldn’t be a burglar?” Atemu asked. “Burglars don’t usually…er, make those kind of noises.”
“I didn’t think I had to stop and listen, because I didn’t think I was going to see-” He struggled for a moment for the right words. “…what I saw! Guys, seriously, you’ve both got houses. What, you just couldn’t wait? On the desk of all places!” A vaguely nauseous look crossed his face. “For God’s sake, I’ve seen you eat off that desk since then!”
“…It’s been washed,” Atemu said blankly, not knowing how else to answer. Mitch covered his ears.
“I don’t want to hear this! Look, go ahead and finish up in here, I can live without post-its for now.” Before Yugi or Atemu could answer, he had left.
Atemu glanced at Yugi. “But we weren’t doing anything to finish up.”
A slow smile spread across Yugi’s lips, betraying his blush. “We could start something to finish.”
Atemu smiled back as he felt Yugi pressing him back against the wall and he entwined their hands. “No complaints here."
X - X - X
Notes: Commence immature giggling. /o/
Today's my nine-year Yugioh anniversary. I lol'd when I realized this dopey theme was the one I'd be posting for it. xDD Of all the themes. It's the obligatory office relationship one. I am so ashamed. >.<
I know there are company dating laws and such, so in this case Atemu doesn't work at Yugi's company, he just stops in to visit and was helping Yugi search as a courtesy.
Author: Chey (duelist_gurl163)
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: 'Atemu'/Yugi
Archive: Here
Warnings: AU
Spoilers: None
Summary: You get caught with your lover one time, and nobody ever lets you forget it.
Disclaimer: Yugioh is still not mine.
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Yugi sighed and turned to Atemu. “Are we seriously out of paper clips? I can’t find them anywhere.” He rummaged around on the next shelf, shaking boxes in frustration. “I swear I bought a whole new case…”
Atemu looked up from where he was searching a lower shelf beside him. “Sara might have taken them, I think she robs the supply room at night and hoards stuff.”
“I’ll have to have a talk with her…”
“Hey, who’s in here?” A new voice joined them and they turned around to see Mitch staring at them. His eyes widened behind his glasses.
“Oh, it’s you two.” He backed away. “Sorry, I’ll leave, I didn’t know it was you.”
“Mitch-” Yugi began.
“Just tell me when you’re finished.”
“Mitch!”
He was shielding his eyes now. “Should I lock the door for you on the way out? Because I think you forgot to. Again.”
“Mitch!” Atemu snapped, his deeper voice finally getting the man’s attention. “You don’t need to lock the door. Yugi was looking for paper clips so I stopped to help him look. Don’t jump to conclusions.”
“Hey, I was just being careful,” Mitch protested. “I never know what you two are going to be up to when you’re alone in a room.”
“That was one time,” Atemu said, his face reddening.
“One time was enough to scar me for life.”
“Serves you right for coming into my private office,” Yugi said, just as red, though not sounding particularly sorry. “After hours, I might add.”
Mitch scowled. “I told you, I’d forgotten a file and came back to get it, and I heard noises. I thought there might be a burglar.”
“Because burglars normally close the door to the office they’re burgling?” Yugi asked.
“They do if they don’t want to be seen! I was trying to do you a favor! I thought, ‘hey, it would be really bad if the manager’s office was robbed, maybe I should check on things for him.’”
“Couldn’t you have just...I don’t know, have listened at the door long enough to know it couldn’t be a burglar?” Atemu asked. “Burglars don’t usually…er, make those kind of noises.”
“I didn’t think I had to stop and listen, because I didn’t think I was going to see-” He struggled for a moment for the right words. “…what I saw! Guys, seriously, you’ve both got houses. What, you just couldn’t wait? On the desk of all places!” A vaguely nauseous look crossed his face. “For God’s sake, I’ve seen you eat off that desk since then!”
“…It’s been washed,” Atemu said blankly, not knowing how else to answer. Mitch covered his ears.
“I don’t want to hear this! Look, go ahead and finish up in here, I can live without post-its for now.” Before Yugi or Atemu could answer, he had left.
Atemu glanced at Yugi. “But we weren’t doing anything to finish up.”
A slow smile spread across Yugi’s lips, betraying his blush. “We could start something to finish.”
Atemu smiled back as he felt Yugi pressing him back against the wall and he entwined their hands. “No complaints here."
X - X - X
Notes: Commence immature giggling. /o/
Today's my nine-year Yugioh anniversary. I lol'd when I realized this dopey theme was the one I'd be posting for it. xDD Of all the themes. It's the obligatory office relationship one. I am so ashamed. >.<
I know there are company dating laws and such, so in this case Atemu doesn't work at Yugi's company, he just stops in to visit and was helping Yugi search as a courtesy.