[fic] Enigma - Yugioh, YamixYugi, humor, PG-13, theme 023 (100_chances)
Theme: 023- Enigma; for 100_chances
Author: Chey (duelist_gurl163)
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor
Pairings: YamixYugi
Archive: Here
Warnings: AU
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Yugi faces the consequences of the night before.
Disclaimer: Yugioh isn't mine. If it was, scenes like this would have been canon.
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“I don’t think it’s working.”
“Maybe the spoon needs to be colder.”
“We put it in the freezer for ten minutes, it must be cold enough!”
“Well, then what else do you suggest, if you’re such an expert?”
Yami lowered his chin and folded his arms. “I don’t see where you get the right to be sarcastic with me,” he said, “seeing as how you gave this to me.”
Yugi turned away quickly on the pretense of putting the spoon back in the freezer, but not before Yami noticed him grinning.
“Oh, I’m glad you’re so pleased with yourself!” Yami scowled. “I hope you’ll be just as pleased when I come home and tell you I didn’t get the job because the manager of a law office didn’t want to hire someone who showed up to his interview with a hickey on his neck!”
“You’re overreacting,” Yugi said patiently.
“I am not.” He held up the mirror again and lifted his chin, studying the dark bruise. “It’s like an enigma.”
“Er…do you mean ‘stigma’?”
“Yeah, whatever, that.” He rubbed at it irritably. “I mean that I’m never going to get this job with this mark on my neck. And I really wanted it too, it had great pay and good hours…”
“What if I try to kiss it and make it better?” Yugi asked, wrapping his arms around Yami’s waist and brushing his lips over his throat, hoping it would placate him.
“Last time I checked, kissing is what caused this whole problem,” Yami growled.
“Hmn, and here I thought kissing was only the beginning of what caused it,” he teased, eyes glowing playfully.
Yami frowned at him and maintained his stoic, unamused expression. Yugi switched to his innocent voice.
“Yami…are you telling me you really regret last night?”
“No, I just regret that I didn’t think to check in the mirror before falling asleep. I bet if we’d put the ice pack on it then, it’d be gone by now.”
“It’s not my fault you fell asleep.”
“I say it is, it was your fault I was so tired.”
“And that’s bad?”
Yami bopped him on the head with the mirror. “You’re impossible. Go get the spoon and let’s keep working on this so that I don’t have to make up some ridiculous story for my potential boss as to why I’m wearing a scarf in the heat of summer. Somehow I doubt that the real explanation is appropriate for a place of business.”
Yugi released him, resigned to the fact that Yami wanted to hold a grudge. He supposed he had every right to, Yugi had known how important today’s interview would be, and of course he knew the consequences of prolonged neck-kissing. Not that Yami had made any move to stop him…but Yugi guessed that right now was not the best time to point that out. “Alright, just tell me…how long will I be sleeping on the couch for if you lose the job?”
“Depends.”
“Depends on what?”
“I reserve the right to decide that at a later date.”
“Not even a hint?”
“No, I want the threat hanging over your head all day.” He held the mirror back up and rubbed at the hickey. But he couldn’t muster up the same cold tone as before, and one corner of his mouth twitched upwards slightly.
Yugi backed away and turned toward the freezer, smiling a little. Maybe he wouldn’t be in the doghouse for as long as he’d thought.
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Notes: This pretty much blatant fanservice. Flirting, kissing, we-know-what-you-did-last-night…but as this is being posted as a celebration, fanservice is perfectly acceptable! Happy last day of exams, Kaoru! Good luck!!
I've posted quite a bit of take-charge/seme Yugi lately, haven't I? xD