w/o warning --02
Title: w/o warning
Chapters: ?
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Yaoi
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Yoosu, Yunjae, Min?
Summary: It took a crossdresser, a yaoi manga and a steamy fanfiction to turn the TVXQ household upside down. Oh, and one more thing... a one night stand.
A/N: A quick update before I release another chp of Beautiful You. Hope this is good... haha
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Chapter 2
Yunho strolled into their shared bedroom; his foot gently pushed the door close behind him. His eyes lingered on the sexily dressed girl… erm… man who’s trying to get the zipper at the back down.
“What are you standing there for? Come here and help me out.” Jaejoong said over his shoulder. “This stupid zipper won’t give up.”
Yunho sighed. “Why in the world did you even buy these kinds when you know you hate zippers at the back?”
“Because this was the only size for me left.” Jaejoong pouted. He let his head hung low, exposing smooth neck.
Yunho shook his head. He tugged on the zipper, once, twice before it gave in; sliding down, exposing much more smooth back for Yunho’s eyes. It was the first time he had ever undressed a cross-dressing man. And probably the last.
“Thanks.” Jaejoong helped himself out of the dress, revealing his fair skin inch by inch. “I need to take a bath later. I’m so sticky.”
As pieces of clothes dropped to the heaps of the floor, Yunho sat back on the edge of the bed, watching his band mate undress. Somehow, he was intrigued that someone as manly (yet so pretty), Jaejoong, could definitely pass of as a hot lady out on the streets. His eyes wandered down the bare back and settled on the top curve of his rear.
It was white lacy underwear… hugging close like a second skin. Wait a minute isn’t that…
“You’re wearing panties?” Yunho thought aloud.
Jaejoong spun around with grace and a little too sexual perhaps, since he was cocking his hips dressed with nothing but just the tiny triangle of a pantie. And hell, it was kind of sexy. But, how the hell did he squeezed into that thing?
“What?” Jaejoong scowled.
“I asked, why are you wearing panties?” Yunho leaned on his hand. “Change of heart?”
Jaejoong snorted. “Do I have a choice? Just in case someone flipped my skirt, he’d thought I’m a girl. Then I’d kick his sorry balls off, then he’ll realised he got the wrong gender.” He grinned. “But well, don’t you think I look sexy in these? I think I do.”
Oh hell.
“Uh.” Yunho glanced up from his long legs, paused awhile at his crotch before settling on the pretty face. “I think, you could turn a straight man gay.” He joked.
Jaejoong threw back his head in laughter. “Yeah right.”
***
While Jaejoong and their leader were busy in the bedroom, Changmin flipped through the freshly opened manga that Jaejoong had bought. It started when he was chatting with his friend, nicknamed Sweet X, who suggested he read some yaoi manga because she was a fan. Though brave as he was, no way was going to a bookstore and buy that kind of manga. He would get strange looks, or worse, people would think he was gay.
So, the idea of making Jaejoong buy for him, dressed like a cosplaying gothic girl, came as a no surprise. Jaejoong was against it at first, but after several pleadings, he gave in. He too was curious too. And after hinting him, that this might be what their fangirls read, he was totally going to do it.
Flipping through the manga, Changmin read with interest, taking the hot erotic scenes that might make him nosebleed. Oh, so that’s how guys do guys. Females sure have dirty fantasies of their own.
“Yah! Changmin, what are you reading?” Junsu hurled down on the sofa beside Changmin, causing the other to bounce slightly.
“You’re going to break the sofa if you keep doing that.” Yoochun mused. “Add your mega-butt, I won’t be surprised if it’s broken tomorrow.”
Junsu puffed thick air, as his nostril flared. “Hey mind your own butt.”
“Too bad, I just kind of noticed.” Yoochun chuckled. “Changmin, what are you reading?”
“Nothing.” Changmin closed the book.
“Don’t lie.” Junsu tried to get the book which was flailing up in the air. “Must be something dirty ‘coz your face is all red.”
“I’ll help.” Yoochun dived towards the sofa, grabbing the book at the same time. “What is this…?”
“The manga Jaejoong bought.” Changmin sighed. “Didn’t know this was what some of the female population adores.”
Junsu leaned over Yoochun’s shoulder, looking page by page. “Oh, my god. This is gay sex!”
“Er, yeah.” Yoochun continued staring at the picture.
“I thought you were reading hentai, but... yaoi?” Junsu looked up at the youngest member, wide-eyed. “Have you turned…”
“No! No! No!” Changmin waved his hands. “I was just curious, really.”
Suddenly, Jaejoong and Yunho walked in talking about god knew what. Then they turned towards them.
“Why were you cross-dressing just now?” Yoochun asked. “To buy these?” He waved the manga.
“Yeah, ‘coz only girls buy them, and small number of guys who maybe buy them for their girlfriends? I don’t know. I think maybe gay people buy them too.” He settled on the arm of the sofa. “And you wouldn’t want people to know that it’s ‘Jaejoong of Tohoshinki’ buying yaoi manga, right?”
Yoochun snorted. “That would’ve made one of the scandalous news headline in recent times.”
Yunho took the book from Yoochun’s grasp and browsed through. “Really, this is… porn… boy porn.”
“Urgh.” Junsu stuck out his tongue. “But, it’s almost disgusting, sticking your thing in some ass.”
“It looks good in manga…” Changmin mused.
“I bet they don’t in real life.” Junsu chuckled.
Or maybe they do. Yoochun thought.
To be continued...
A/N: This is a short update... sorry if it's boring you -_-;