I Wish --ONESHOT
Title: I Wish
Chapters: 1
Genre: Comedy/Crack, Gender Bender
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Yunjae, Yoosu(slight)
Summary: Changmin's playing "wizard" again after reading a sacred (according to Changmin) book. Yunho's the first "victim" and he's to make a wish. Yunho didn't believe any of it and made a random wish. There's a saying, "be careful of what you wish for".
A/N: This dedicated to my BFF,
eshiri_xiiangz who've supported me, by reading my fics, even those NC-17 ones (she "complains" about my pervertness XD) I love you girl (I think you already know), and i miss the POCKY(and potato wedges) snacking during lectures) And you wanted Yunjae.. so here you go girl<3
As usual, he had been bowing over the book, whenever they had time off their busy schedule. Yunho sighed as he looked over to the other members. Junsu and Yoochun huddled together on the couch like some couple. Well, they WERE a couple, sort of, although none of them admitted to it. Looking over his shoulder, the oldest member, Jaejoong was flipping through a ring book, which he assumed to be a recipe book.
"Yunho-hyung." Changmin called for him, waving his hand, indicating for the older male to come by his side. "Come here."
Yunho got up from his seat to settle beside Changmin who's engrossed over an old-looking book. "What is it?"
"Look, I bought this book the other day, it's a sacred wizardy book." Changmin gushed, absently pushing his reading glasses further up the bridge of his nose.
"Sacred?" Yunho raised an eyebrow. "Is there even such a thing in this modern world?"
"There sure is."
Yunho shook his head. "I don't believe in any of that, unfortunately."
"You really don't?" Changmin's turned to raise an eyebrow.
Yunho nodded.
"You see, I'm trying out the magic. So, can you help me out?"
Yunho looked at him skeptically. "Just make sure I don't turn into a frog or something... not that I believe in it though."
"Ok, I'll say some phrases, then when I'm done you make a wish, ok? Be careful of what you wish for."
"Any wish?" Yunho grinned.
Changmin nodded and started blabbering about God-knows-what. And when he's done, he looked at Yunho, giving him go-ahead-and-make-a-wish look. Nodding, Yunho said his wish silently in his heart, or mind, or whatever it was.
I wish... Jaejoong turns into a sexy lady (reminds me of our song, Choosey Lover) so that I can make him... erm... HER pregnant with OUR child.
At that thought, Yunho grinned and nodded at Changmin.
"What did you wish for?" Changmin asked curiously seeing his leader grinning like a fool.
"It's a... SECRET!" Yunho chuckled. Not that he believed it'll come true. It's just for pure fun. Imagine if one day Jaejoong really became a lady, it'll be hilarious!
"I'm off to bed. Good night, guys." Jaejoong waved at them, stifling a yawn. "You're joining me, Yunnie?"
"Of course, dear." Yunho pulled Jaejoong to bed and hugged him close. "But I'm not that sleepy yet."
Jaejoong knew that phrase too well, and that unmistakable glint in his eyes. "I'll make you sleep, Yunnie."
"I'd love to see you try." Yunho smiled devilishly before Jaejoong crushed his lips on his.
***
The warmth of another being in bed was comforting. Yunho felt Jaejoong snuggling closer. His hand resting on Yunho's chest. Unable to resist the urge to touch his lover, Yunho slid his hand over Jaejoong's thigh and thought it felt so much smoother than usual. Maybe he had some moisuriser on. He's known to be a little wain.
His wandering hands ran up his thigh settling on the Jaejoong's hip bone. Eyes still closed, he drew small circles, and it got a moan form Jaejoong.
"You're awake?" Yunho mumbled against Jaejoong's hair. His eyes just refused to open, and he didn't bother either.
"Hmm.. Yunnie..." Jaejoong snuggled closer... and Yunho thought his voice sounded a little too high.
"Are you sick Jaejoong?" Yunho immediately opened his eyes examining Jaejoong's face. He still look the same, but the features look a little softer.
"No..." Jaejoong dazed and slightly high voice sounded strange... almost female-like...
"OH MY GOODNESS!" Yunho gasped aloud. He got into a sitting position before shaking Jaejoong lightly. "Jaejoong! Wake up!"
"W... What?" Jaejoong peeked at Yunho with one eye, sliding the comforters lower, he sat up too, "What's wrong?"
"Y... you..." Yunho thought his tongue was stuck at the back of his throat. "You have... BOOBS!"
Jaejoong was puzzled since he's never fast to pick up conversation. So, he looked down at his chest...
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" Jaejoong was horrified, and let out a shrill scream.
Soon after, the other three members were in their room, staring at the female-lised Jaejoong.
"What the..." Yoochun himself, couldn't end his sentence. Junsu pinched his side when he found Yoochun looking at Jaejoong's bare chest.
"Stop looking, Chunnie. And, Jaejoong, please cover up a bit." Junsu smiled.
Jaejoong pulled the covers to hide his bosom. All of them had a horrified look except for Changmin who looked rather annoyed.
"What did you wish for last night, Yunho-hyung?" Changmin tapped his foot against the floor, impatient.
"I just wished that Jaejoong would turn into a girl so that I can make him pregnant. I was joking though..." Yunho smiled, but seconds later it vanished. "Wait a minute... don't tell me that wish..."
"...came true." Changmin finished it for him.
Jaejoong glared at Yunho. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!"
"I didn't do anything!! I swear I thought it's just a joke... I didn't think it'll come true." Yunho frowned.
"I told you to wish properly, Yunho-hyung." Changmin shook his head. "Now what are we going to do about Jaejoong-hyung?"
"Rape him?" Yoochun offered with a lopsided grin which quickly turned into a grimace when Junsu slapped his side.
"NO!" Yunho said defensively. "No one rapes my lovely."
Changmin grinned. "Then... you make babies with him."
Junsu and Yoochun giggled in the background.
***
A/N: ROFL.. what do you think? I hope it cracks you up.. lol XD Ok. random again.. XD
Chapters: 1
Genre: Comedy/Crack, Gender Bender
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Yunjae, Yoosu(slight)
Summary: Changmin's playing "wizard" again after reading a sacred (according to Changmin) book. Yunho's the first "victim" and he's to make a wish. Yunho didn't believe any of it and made a random wish. There's a saying, "be careful of what you wish for".
A/N: This dedicated to my BFF,
eshiri_xiiangz who've supported me, by reading my fics, even those NC-17 ones (she "complains" about my pervertness XD) I love you girl (I think you already know), and i miss the POCKY(and potato wedges) snacking during lectures) And you wanted Yunjae.. so here you go girl<3
As usual, he had been bowing over the book, whenever they had time off their busy schedule. Yunho sighed as he looked over to the other members. Junsu and Yoochun huddled together on the couch like some couple. Well, they WERE a couple, sort of, although none of them admitted to it. Looking over his shoulder, the oldest member, Jaejoong was flipping through a ring book, which he assumed to be a recipe book.
"Yunho-hyung." Changmin called for him, waving his hand, indicating for the older male to come by his side. "Come here."
Yunho got up from his seat to settle beside Changmin who's engrossed over an old-looking book. "What is it?"
"Look, I bought this book the other day, it's a sacred wizardy book." Changmin gushed, absently pushing his reading glasses further up the bridge of his nose.
"Sacred?" Yunho raised an eyebrow. "Is there even such a thing in this modern world?"
"There sure is."
Yunho shook his head. "I don't believe in any of that, unfortunately."
"You really don't?" Changmin's turned to raise an eyebrow.
Yunho nodded.
"You see, I'm trying out the magic. So, can you help me out?"
Yunho looked at him skeptically. "Just make sure I don't turn into a frog or something... not that I believe in it though."
"Ok, I'll say some phrases, then when I'm done you make a wish, ok? Be careful of what you wish for."
"Any wish?" Yunho grinned.
Changmin nodded and started blabbering about God-knows-what. And when he's done, he looked at Yunho, giving him go-ahead-and-make-a-wish look. Nodding, Yunho said his wish silently in his heart, or mind, or whatever it was.
I wish... Jaejoong turns into a sexy lady (reminds me of our song, Choosey Lover) so that I can make him... erm... HER pregnant with OUR child.
At that thought, Yunho grinned and nodded at Changmin.
"What did you wish for?" Changmin asked curiously seeing his leader grinning like a fool.
"It's a... SECRET!" Yunho chuckled. Not that he believed it'll come true. It's just for pure fun. Imagine if one day Jaejoong really became a lady, it'll be hilarious!
"I'm off to bed. Good night, guys." Jaejoong waved at them, stifling a yawn. "You're joining me, Yunnie?"
"Of course, dear." Yunho pulled Jaejoong to bed and hugged him close. "But I'm not that sleepy yet."
Jaejoong knew that phrase too well, and that unmistakable glint in his eyes. "I'll make you sleep, Yunnie."
"I'd love to see you try." Yunho smiled devilishly before Jaejoong crushed his lips on his.
***
The warmth of another being in bed was comforting. Yunho felt Jaejoong snuggling closer. His hand resting on Yunho's chest. Unable to resist the urge to touch his lover, Yunho slid his hand over Jaejoong's thigh and thought it felt so much smoother than usual. Maybe he had some moisuriser on. He's known to be a little wain.
His wandering hands ran up his thigh settling on the Jaejoong's hip bone. Eyes still closed, he drew small circles, and it got a moan form Jaejoong.
"You're awake?" Yunho mumbled against Jaejoong's hair. His eyes just refused to open, and he didn't bother either.
"Hmm.. Yunnie..." Jaejoong snuggled closer... and Yunho thought his voice sounded a little too high.
"Are you sick Jaejoong?" Yunho immediately opened his eyes examining Jaejoong's face. He still look the same, but the features look a little softer.
"No..." Jaejoong dazed and slightly high voice sounded strange... almost female-like...
"OH MY GOODNESS!" Yunho gasped aloud. He got into a sitting position before shaking Jaejoong lightly. "Jaejoong! Wake up!"
"W... What?" Jaejoong peeked at Yunho with one eye, sliding the comforters lower, he sat up too, "What's wrong?"
"Y... you..." Yunho thought his tongue was stuck at the back of his throat. "You have... BOOBS!"
Jaejoong was puzzled since he's never fast to pick up conversation. So, he looked down at his chest...
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" Jaejoong was horrified, and let out a shrill scream.
Soon after, the other three members were in their room, staring at the female-lised Jaejoong.
"What the..." Yoochun himself, couldn't end his sentence. Junsu pinched his side when he found Yoochun looking at Jaejoong's bare chest.
"Stop looking, Chunnie. And, Jaejoong, please cover up a bit." Junsu smiled.
Jaejoong pulled the covers to hide his bosom. All of them had a horrified look except for Changmin who looked rather annoyed.
"What did you wish for last night, Yunho-hyung?" Changmin tapped his foot against the floor, impatient.
"I just wished that Jaejoong would turn into a girl so that I can make him pregnant. I was joking though..." Yunho smiled, but seconds later it vanished. "Wait a minute... don't tell me that wish..."
"...came true." Changmin finished it for him.
Jaejoong glared at Yunho. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!"
"I didn't do anything!! I swear I thought it's just a joke... I didn't think it'll come true." Yunho frowned.
"I told you to wish properly, Yunho-hyung." Changmin shook his head. "Now what are we going to do about Jaejoong-hyung?"
"Rape him?" Yoochun offered with a lopsided grin which quickly turned into a grimace when Junsu slapped his side.
"NO!" Yunho said defensively. "No one rapes my lovely."
Changmin grinned. "Then... you make babies with him."
Junsu and Yoochun giggled in the background.
***
A/N: ROFL.. what do you think? I hope it cracks you up.. lol XD Ok. random again.. XD