Comments | ahh_serie_a: Inter-ness: askljreksdklajd;ada;ldasl;dk;’!!

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Inter-ness: askljreksdklajd;ada;ldasl;dk;’!!

Nov 07, 2012 13:25

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'ranocchia', 'castellazzi', 'marchisio', 'cassano', 'milito', 'palacio', 'samuel', derby, 'giovinco', 'cambiasso', 'zanetti', 'vucinic', 'pirlo', 'nagatomo', 'cordoba', 'lichtsteiner', 'buffon', team: inter, team: juventus, 'vidal', 'gargano', 'bonucci', 'handanovic', picspam, match report, 'chiellini', 'caceres'

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calzamante November 7 2012, 22:07:02 UTC

*sneaks in to ogle the Stram*

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*sneaks back out again*

cheryl_bites November 7 2012, 22:32:37 UTC

Wot, nothing to say?! Aren't you at least going to admire his terribly shiny shoes?

dirtbunnies November 9 2012, 20:40:55 UTC

*sniffle*

God, Juve sucked.

cheryl_bites November 9 2012, 22:34:20 UTC

*Searches for something positive to say* Marchisio clearly recognises Handa's beauty?

dirtbunnies November 9 2012, 22:54:53 UTC

Oh please. Marchisio humps everyone. Handa's beauty is superfluous.

That match really disappointed me, but I can't find anything specific to focus a rant on that might help me get over it. Plus, I've been extended Don't-call-us-we'll-call-you purgatory over on Juventiknows. So busy, they say, but meanwhile the site carries on as always--no, actually, they've started a new live chat--just without moi. *sniffle*

cheryl_bites November 9 2012, 23:11:27 UTC

Well, YOU can admire Handa's beauty. Oh, and laugh at the BUM (from a safe distance, of course).

Oh, dear. You shouldn't have told them you had a dear friend who was an Interista; they're clearly boycotting you on that basis.

dirtbunnies November 9 2012, 23:02:35 UTC

So I went away for a minute while all the photos loaded and when I came back, the spam just coincidentally was scrolled to the photo with Yuto and Barzagli and Barza has his usual pants problems and that reminded me that, whatever else there is about football to make me grumpy right now, I can take solace in the fact that the zebra central defenders all have giant cocks. 10/10 Would bang.

cheryl_bites November 9 2012, 23:12:53 UTC

I'll take your word for it, but what about Yuto?! If his cock is half as, erm, active as he is, it represents excellent value for money.

dirtbunnies November 10 2012, 01:01:15 UTC

Yuto needs to get rid of the sad little adolescent 'stache, but we can talk once he does.

cheryl_bites November 10 2012, 10:35:55 UTC

Lol Martha hates his facial hairs as well. I'm not too bothered; there are so many face-fungi in Serie A FAR worse than his.

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cheryl_bites November 10 2012, 10:39:34 UTC

Oh, yes, "freaking adorable" certainly sounds convinced. :P

(I am concerned that your comment is so short. Are you well?)

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cheryl_bites November 10 2012, 18:26:22 UTC

Multi-faceted and, it appears, highly contradictory. ;)

(You must have sent me a telepathic message, chicken. *Squishes back* I am highly perturbed about the being slapped thing. Are you on a psych ward? I'm busy painting doors.)

....Hhhhnnngmmmm. [/sound a Cheryl makes when she has dire reservations] Well, we've got more than Deki to worry about now; Milito says he's going to bleach his hair. Hopefully he's better at keeping promises than Lavezzi is. Rest of the interview here and here.

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