It is HIDEOUS. You know how one of the moon landing guys didn't like the sound of the Apollo crapping arrangements, so he took a huge dose of Imodium and didn't shit for a week? When they met the president he was the only bloke wearing a brown suit, and it was suggested that maybe the two facts were related. Mazzarri, when your outfit reminds people of that story, it's time for a new outfit.
*Contemplates* I do think he'd look old whatever he wore, though. He reminds me oddly of the leather-faced chap in Some Like It Hot, despite looking nothing like him; I think it's the facial expression...
1. This hit me kind of hard: We have to give the Best-Dressed Award to.....Donadel---wearing a shark t-shirt? WTF 2. Santana! I know it's a friendly, but why are you still wearing your bib when you're obviously in the match? Oh. The just the kit. Now that's a problem. You shouldn't look at the kit and think "bib." Maybe it would work better with yellow pants? 3. Didn't Hamsik's hair used to go straight up? You weren't kidding about the groping. 4. All that nekkidz and they give us a long-shot? OUTRAGE! 5. That Barca starting line-up looks like they played a bunch of scrubs. Plus Cesckipoo, who's on my shit list. 6. Britos likes to stand and watch? Bless you for sharing. I thought Milos Krasic was the only one who did that. 7. At least Blerim looked pretty while he played badly. 8. who's ordering all the Maggio? C'mon now. If you ask me, he's by far Napoli's best Italian player. And he's.......interesting looking with that lantern jaw and those abs
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1. Footballers. There is always something worse. 2. I might be the only one, but I love the blue and yellow! Can't say I like the colour-changing blue top. 3. Ah, so that's why he's pulling that face? "He touched-a my hair!" Perfect. 4. Well, they're fan photos; the fans (a) are men or (b) couldn't get close enough. SO UNFAIR. 5. Hanging out the passenger side of their best friend's ride, trying to holler at Lavezzi? 6. Oh, I'm not implying he's a lazy player, it's just his facial expression that's like "Ooh! Inler!" 7. He wasn't much worse than anyone else; pretty much all the pagelle were like "Did his best, but couldn't achieve anything." 8. I concede the abs point. But why all those pics of him and no Aronica, hmmm, hmmm? 9. I HAVE NO IDEA. PCan's face is a picture. 10. "The chubby one"!
Sorry it's taken me so long to comment- I've been saving this until evening, as most of the day has been spent on storm prep... :P
1. I believe Donadel's shark T is actually designer. (Marc Jacobs, what were you thinking?) 2. The yellow kits make my eyes bleed. WHY? 3. Hamsik makes the most awesome expressions. 4. Why no loving closeups of the nekkid part of the proceedings, Napoli photogs? 5. Hugo Campagnaro, wtf? Did no one tell you before you took the field at the Barca match that there was a huge gaping hole in your sock when you failed to notice it was unusually breezy? 6. Maggio's always had abs. 7. Good trophy-Lavezzi analogy. :)
Unrelated to the picspam, but it's been announced we signed Pandev.
Oh, god, that bloody storm again. Can't the hurricane go on strike as well? Come on, Irene, talk to your union.
1. Close inspection has revealed that Inler's says "Fitch". OF COURSE IT DOES. 2. I love 'em. XD 3. Things That Are True, No. 649. 4. It's the same fansite that took the "screenshots". Photography is not their thing. 5. Maybe someone threw a plate at him... 9_9 6. So that's why people like him. 7. There are so many things to which you can compare Lavezzi, that's the problem.
Hurrah, someone I know! \o/ I shall spam his presentation.
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2. Santana! I know it's a friendly, but why are you still wearing your bib when you're obviously in the match? Oh. The just the kit. Now that's a problem. You shouldn't look at the kit and think "bib." Maybe it would work better with yellow pants?
3. Didn't Hamsik's hair used to go straight up? You weren't kidding about the groping.
4. All that nekkidz and they give us a long-shot? OUTRAGE!
5. That Barca starting line-up looks like they played a bunch of scrubs. Plus Cesckipoo, who's on my shit list.
6. Britos likes to stand and watch? Bless you for sharing. I thought Milos Krasic was the only one who did that.
7. At least Blerim looked pretty while he played badly.
8. who's ordering all the Maggio? C'mon now. If you ask me, he's by far Napoli's best Italian player. And he's.......interesting looking with that lantern jaw and those abs ( ... )
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2. I might be the only one, but I love the blue and yellow! Can't say I like the colour-changing blue top.
3. Ah, so that's why he's pulling that face? "He touched-a my hair!" Perfect.
4. Well, they're fan photos; the fans (a) are men or (b) couldn't get close enough. SO UNFAIR.
5. Hanging out the passenger side of their best friend's ride, trying to holler at Lavezzi?
6. Oh, I'm not implying he's a lazy player, it's just his facial expression that's like "Ooh! Inler!"
7. He wasn't much worse than anyone else; pretty much all the pagelle were like "Did his best, but couldn't achieve anything."
8. I concede the abs point. But why all those pics of him and no Aronica, hmmm, hmmm?
9. I HAVE NO IDEA. PCan's face is a picture.
10. "The chubby one"!
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1. I believe Donadel's shark T is actually designer. (Marc Jacobs, what were you thinking?)
2. The yellow kits make my eyes bleed. WHY?
3. Hamsik makes the most awesome expressions.
4. Why no loving closeups of the nekkid part of the proceedings, Napoli photogs?
5. Hugo Campagnaro, wtf? Did no one tell you before you took the field at the Barca match that there was a huge gaping hole in your sock when you failed to notice it was unusually breezy?
6. Maggio's always had abs.
7. Good trophy-Lavezzi analogy. :)
Unrelated to the picspam, but it's been announced we signed Pandev.
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1. Close inspection has revealed that Inler's says "Fitch". OF COURSE IT DOES.
2. I love 'em. XD
3. Things That Are True, No. 649.
4. It's the same fansite that took the "screenshots". Photography is not their thing.
5. Maybe someone threw a plate at him... 9_9
6. So that's why people like him.
7. There are so many things to which you can compare Lavezzi, that's the problem.
Hurrah, someone I know! \o/ I shall spam his presentation.
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