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torstai July 31 2011, 17:35:07 UTC
Sensible is so overrated. I enjoy your non sensible moments faaaar more :P

Neopolitan Vikings? Interesting idea but I'll have to agree that PCan would make a better pirate. Perhaps they could use that as the next theme for the calendar. Hm. Has merit.

The drawing of Hamsik on that girl's face reminds me a bit of The Scream. O_o

Mmmmmm Blerim. Yet another reason for me to pay attention to Napoli. As if Pocho and PCan weren't enough.

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cheryl_bites July 31 2011, 17:47:54 UTC
1. Phew! That's a relief.
2. That must be why he's always dressing up as the captain of that cruise ship! Bet it's him that keeps attacking people off the coast of Africa and stuff.
3. Proof that it looks like Hamsik. Wait. Did The Scream have big teeth?
4. Pocho got back yesterday! \o/ And I second the Dzemaili love. Did you see the picture of him in his pants?

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torstai July 31 2011, 18:01:15 UTC
2. That is the stuff of my dreams Someone should write a fanfic about that.
3. Sadly no big teeth... perhaps The Scream is grandpa!Hamsik and forgot his dentures.
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4. Pocho's back?! \o/ best news of the day. Dzemaili AND Gokan in their pants? oh I love you.

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cheryl_bites July 31 2011, 18:37:19 UTC
2. Cannot wait for this year's calendar. *Rubs hands with glee*
3. BEST IDEA EVAR.
4. No, wait. He's not back till Thursday. They're confusing me at napolimagazine, they put up a picture of him at a press conference and I thought it was from yesterday. They do have an interview with him, though, if that helps with the disappointment. (There are some Inler pictures in the Derdispam, if you've not seen that.)

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bustedflush August 1 2011, 10:50:59 UTC
Not to make it less ~sexy~ or anything, but as I scrolled through the dozen photos of Inler in his "Ah, yes, every time I come to this delightful stream, I love to lean on this Rock of Awkward Height because it's truly the most natural thing in the world" pose, I became increasingly sure that he was peeing.

Poor Santana. Admittedly, he looks miserable 90% of the time, but it would not be surprising to learn that, in addition to having bad posture and being sure an anvil is going to fall on his head at any moment, he also hates change. *pat pat*

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cheryl_bites August 1 2011, 11:10:35 UTC
I think his legs are just knackered to fuck. That and he can see Dossena. *Shudders*

being sure an anvil is going to fall on his head at any moment This is the PERFECT description of Santana's air of anxious gloom. Thank you. I was going to say he wouldn't have moved clubs if he hated change, but perhaps he got all psyched up about the move, only to find Napoli was full of mad people and freezing cold streams and terrifying stuff like that. Poor man.

If I send you £100, will you scan the Napoli calendar? *Bats eyelashes*

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bustedflush August 1 2011, 19:54:21 UTC
I wonder if Dossena ever has to check Wiki to see whether he's himself or Dessena. He doesn't exactly look like the brightest bulb.

He probably thought anywhere he went would be much more normal than Fiorentina, with many fewer crazy people. Clearly he didn't do much research.

Will £100 buy me a better scanner? I'm sorry I keep not doing it, I'm not intentionally being rude or trying to hoard it or something, it just bugs me not to be able to do it properly, so I don't do it to avoid the frustration. When I get home (I'm out of town this week), I'll try to make myself do it and, if I can't figure out how to even stitch the images together, I'll send them to you.)

ETA: Also, I have HAD IT UP TO HERE with LJ's goddamn internal server errors. Telling us we might get them doesn't count as fixing them, tech people. Grrr.

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cheryl_bites August 2 2011, 10:16:06 UTC
1. There's a Dessena as well?? /o\ Yes, Dossena's probably doomed. (Who did we have this conversation about before? Oh, it was whether LDS could mistake himself for someone else, wasn't it.) Between him and Mascara we've got an alarmingly thick-looking squad.
2. It would be even funnier if he went there to get away from Donadel... I kid, I kid. Donadel's the only person so far he looks happy to see.
3. Ah, the curse of perfectionism! I know that feeling well. Thank you so much for trying to do it, and I promise I'll buy my own calendar this year.

Bleedin' hackers, trying to sabotage the preseason... Hey, I wonder if it's Ljajic, trying to stop us seeing pictures of his chubs? HMMM.

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hameow August 1 2011, 21:19:34 UTC
LOL I'm looking forward to this upcoming season like never before! Just to see De Laurentiis going bonker, of course XD

I only wished DL was in that raft. That would be priceless picture right there lol

Yep, that's Cigarini right there. I didn't know he returned to Napoli now. Can we have him back, please? *puppy eyes*

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cheryl_bites August 2 2011, 08:59:53 UTC
1. /o\ I shall collect lots of pictures of him just for you, the way Martha collects Lapo for Nol. Happy?
2. Oh god. Would he be wearing the stripy wetsuit?
3. *Thinks* Yes! Then I'll have one less brunette to tell apart. Alas, I don't think the decision's up to me.

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jerseyfabulous August 3 2011, 01:17:08 UTC
Ok, so I'm travelling and have been cursing my phone cause it won't even try to load all the pretty pictures... (currently borrowing someone else's laptop for a half hour or so.)

1. THE NEW KITS ARE AWFUL. Why grey and yellow? They're not our colors, they're not even remotely related to our colors. And the yellow is almost as bad as Juve's summer tour hot pink kit. (They aren't keeping those for the regular season, are they?)

2. Love the pics in/on/around the river. :)

3. Maybe Hamsik is supposed to be a roaring lion in that Genoa banner?

4. Hamsik + glasses = adorkable.

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cheryl_bites August 3 2011, 09:03:32 UTC
Well, you've missed LJ collapsing into a black hole for several days, so don't worry too much. XP

1. I thought it could be much worse; at least it's not that shiny silver thing we had a couple of seasons ago. It's a red box that drives me mental. (Mind you, I like the pink Juve kit, so... XD)
2. SO TRUE. Why don't all teams do this??
3. Well, the caption said vampire! Plus, he'd be nicking Inler's schtick.
4. SO TRUE again.

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dirtbunnies August 8 2011, 23:02:11 UTC
1. Inler seems to be in a semi-permanent hunched over and humping something pose for nealry the whole post.
2. Mascara loves Inler! &hearts

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cheryl_bites August 9 2011, 10:21:19 UTC
1. Well, that's understandable, really; he must have got stuck.
2. Also understandable. What troubles me is that Inler seems to like Mascara. >.<

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dirtbunnies August 10 2011, 20:06:19 UTC
2. What? Is "lovable loser" not a stock character in the UK?

Of course, I hope they don't start snogging or anything.

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cheryl_bites August 10 2011, 20:21:42 UTC
He's been quite useful in our last two matches, in fact; see the post I've just put up. So he'll have to be the Talented But Ugly One instead. (DAMN RIGHT.)

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