Cesare's Azzurri (Strikers only)

[razor2rozary]

Cesare's new Azzurri have reported to the training grounds of Coverciano today. If you're looking for the stranger bitches in the backline or the midfield murderers, they're not in this post. For some reason, the photogs only bothered taking pics of the forwards (mostly newbs). No matter, Borri's here to provide the pretteh:-

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[lisachanoando]

I COULD PUT UP A COMMENT WITH SOME SENSE IN IT IF ONLY I WASN'T SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR MY BB OMG. *cries hugging Mario*

Btw, you could easily find more photos here ♥

[razor2rozary]

LOL CONGRATS BB! &hearts

Yay finally, the doggone training pics are up! They weren't when I prepped this post. UNF I'm seeing Claudio, BRB spamming the shit out of the set rn

[dirtbunnies]

Oh no. *pops cork* This is not real. *takes a swig* Not. Real. *takes a swig* N.O.T. R.E.A.L. *takes a swig; scrolls up to perv on Borri for strength*

It's only til Pazzo comes back.
It's only til Pazzo comes back.
It's only til Pazzo comes back.
It's only til Pazzo comes back.
It's only til Pazzo comes back.
It's only til Pazzo comes back.
It's only til Pazzo comes back.

Mario: the faith of an entire planet full of Azzurri tifosi are counting on you to have the form of your fucking life so It don't play, ever. Do not let us down.

Also: Monty's playmate girlfriend has tiny teddy bears hanging from her rear-view mirror? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[razor2rozary]

Where's Pazzo? And is Gila getting a snub or just resting?

I'm not seeing a certain Scraggles. *steals your wine* Hand over the booze.

[bustedflush]

Ew. Like Pazzo ever improves things! :p

[dirtbunnies]

I know how you feel about Pazzo but even so, better him than Amauri. I'd kinda like to see Miccoli get a chance.

[torstai]

Two minutes into warm-ups, Mario's already annoyed lol
Must've made him take off the ring. He's being oppressed! his SWAGGAH is being oppressed!

*covers eyes* Amauri? oh god. The pretteh quotient just took a nosedive. *clings to Borri*

[cheryl_bites]

He was going to use that ring to propose to Cheetos!

[torstai]

lol

[cheryl_bites]

He'd finally found one big enough and they took it away. So unfair.

[torstai]

Oh and there are a TON of pictures on daylife. I only grabbed a few to put up here.

[razor2rozary]

AHHHHH! GROUP SHOT I SEE MARCOLINO AND PEPPERS!!! &hearts

[razor2rozary]

OIC. Are these two still ~telekinizing?~

[dirtbunnies]

Do my eyes decieve me or is Amauri hangin' with Quags in that last one?

1. OMG. I recognize Quags even when half his face is hidden. What has football done to me?
2. Amauri + Quags = it figures.

[dirtbunnies]

The other thing Bianconeri see when they have nightmares:

[razor2rozary]

I'm going to spam the shit out of him to induce more drunken nightmares for you =)