Inter-ness + Viola: Not Exactly Pretty

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[el_defe]

Inter on TV (it hasn't been a bad match at all, even if Fiore could have done so much better, their ranking is a little punishing), Juventus on streaming (holy s**t, I managed to see the two players I hate most doing their worst since September! Matri, thank you so much).

While I was adding some words @ DWNC2 counter, I was chatting with ary_true right before the match started.
ary_true: And I need uke!Mario as long as mum needs, so make us happy *_*
el_defe: Oh, the starting 11s... BUT O____O MARIO IS ON THE STAND
el_defe: HE'S NOT ON THE PITCH, HE'S ON THE STAND AND HE'S HAPPY AND HE'S SENDING SMS TO DADE
ary_true: WHAT THE F**K?! JOSÉ, I HATE YOU
el_defe: 7Gold says he has been late at the last training *facepalm*
ary_true: *facepalm*
el_defe: THREE FORWARDS
el_defe: José chose RICKY!
ary_true: I-HATE-YOU! God, have mercy upon us ç__ç and I can't see Marko
ary_true: he's not on the stands ç__ç
ary_true: José, you're a so useless ass

*ten minutes later*

el_defe: I would not say it right now if it weren't true, but Ricky is actually playing good °_°
ary_true: °_°
el_defe: Does he have proven right again, that ars***le?
ary_true: I'm astonished °____

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WTF was up with Jose? I mean, even if he wants to leave Mario out for whatever reason (deserved or otherwise), how did he have NO STRIKERS ON THE BENCH?! Was he high? (Don't answer that.)

*facepalm* I am such a pure soul, I'll have you know I didn't even think of that!

(I hate to say this, but Vitor Baia is so distracting in that picture I can't even see Jose. Man alive.)

[el_defe]

how did he have NO STRIKERS ON THE BENCH?! Was he high? (Don't answer that.)
Welcome to the club "Amantino is so useless that we don't even consider him as a striker" ♥

On the other hand, I'm not a pure soul.

(José will punish you for your lack of attention and your putting him second after Vitor Baia. He has resurrected Ricky from the dead for a day, he must be worshipped. XDDD)

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He's not even a striker, though, he's a winger, which is so not useful for replacing Eto'o (who isn't even fit, ffs) or Milito if they get hurt! :p

lol I am shocked, do you hear me?

(Give me like a month of Ricky not sucking, and I may be willing to raise him to Vitor's level. MAYBE! *g*)

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13. The photo is making my brain all...yeah I just won't say what but you can imagine. GODDAMN.

Also, which address shall I send your card to? Just email me cause I'm hopeless with finding it. Thanks! ♥

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1. And by "us" you mean "me," right? &hearts

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1. Your comments were A+ Martha. I was giggling the entire way down.
2. I wonder (okay so me and beautiskyhigh) how much Javi freaked out with the rain and his hair. Do you think he had to have someone bring him a towel at half time? I bet Ricky totally understood.
3. I don't remember when it was, but Lucio was running back to the defense, yelling and looking extremely terrifying. I would not want to be a striker. Ever.
4. I'm not gonna lie, this intrigues me
5. sad Gila makes me sad. I was hoping that goal was going to go in. That post *glares*
6. When I saw Ricky's name, I had to blink. Then when he was good I had to force myself not to smile so much. Oh Ricky, what did you eat and can we have more of it?
7. LOOK AT HIS FACE. He is so joyful ♥
8. Special: *rages like only a wet rat can rage* *chokes laughing*
9. I had this theory that Motta clings. I am very much right *nods*
10. Jojo is pleased but Deki seems well...he seems not so interested
11. Sammy and Seb were exchanging phone numbers EEEEE. That is one friendship that is bound to be

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1. Thank you, Meg! &hearts
2. lol I was worrying about it, too! Cos it looked so melted, but since he insists he's using only water on it anyway, what was melting? HMMM, JAVI???
3. *laughs self sick* SO TRUE. IRC and Walter adorable baby pandas compared to Lucio.
4. *chortles* Walter looks VERY surprised.
6. *knocks on wood and hopes it'll continue, whenever he's freaking fit again*
7. Eeeee, I know! So happy! &hearts
10. I just asked Conny this, but what is he doing?! OH! Do hyou think they're talking about Sweet Years, and Deki is showing them his modeling face?
11. Oh my god, I cannot even imagine. I bet they are going to talk about crazy deep shit, they're probably going to be BFF by the of the month, and Seb will invite Sammy over for the XMas dinner.
12. Remember last year when they went on Domenica Sportiva together after the match? &hearts

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2. Jas and I were saying instead of an emergency kit like first aid, Inter keep an emergency hair kit and they have to break the glass to use it.
4. Oh come on. They are always touching when they play *g* Last year Walter was practically groping Gila.
7. I hope the boys gave him lots of hugs and nice words. He deserves it.
10. If Jojo models, I'll be over here, dying of laughter and tears. OMG this needs to happen.
11. Sammy would go hang out in Seba's restaurant and you know Seba will bust out the wine. Dear God I want to be there when it happens.
12. NO I DON'T REMEMBER THAT. WHY DON'T I? God I swear half of Inter and Fiorentina are like BFFS.

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4. Yeah, but I don't see you frantically slashing Krol and Sammy -- look at them! :p
10. *facepalm* You know it will, since they seem to hire the must unlikely people for the job. *fears what they'll make him wear*
12. I CANNOT FIND THE PICTURES. Ask Conny if she has them -- I took picture of my TV and post them somewhere, but maybe it was in her LJ somewhere?

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I can't be serious while judging this match, cause, I mean. RICKY IS ALIVE AND KICKIN'. I love him so so so much and I often argue with el_defe and ary_true cos they both think he's not worth a cent but I knew, I always knew he could still be useful, somehow. I just hope the fact he's hurt now (sigh) doesn't fuck up everything again and he manages to come back the very same level he is now. Gwah. I can't even imagine how much better we could play with him playing good. *dreams awake

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The ineptitude on the finishing front was really bugging me, but Inter definitely looked the better team the whole match to me, which was very reassuring indeed. As was Ricky looked relaxed! AMAZING.

1. *sighs with you* Here's my question: If Jose doesn't trust Mario, Arna, or Suazo enough to put even one outright striker on the bench yesterday, what the FUCK are Inter going to do in January, when Sammy's gone?! If they do nothing but 4-3-3 with Mancini on a wing, I'm going to kill myself. Is Pandev really the only hope?
2. Do we even know what's wrong with him? Is it something new, or the same old thing, and he just aggravated it @ NT camp?
5. lolol &hearts
7. *GIANT, FULL BODY SHUDDER, AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY*
10. Heee. Look at Walter, he's all "HEY. HEY!"
11. God, you're right -- I didn't even notice how stretched out the neck was. Go, Lotto.
12. <3333333
13. (But he was terrible! That's not my fault! :p)
14. *falls on the floor laughing, omg*
15. I have no memory of that at all from the match, do you? *loves it a lot anyway*

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1. I really hope José comes out of his PMS in time for January and stop bitching about the babies to try and use them, just for a change. I don't want Pandev. I really really don't want him.
2. I don't have the slightest idea!
15. Totally not XD But it's still cute!

[cheryl_bites]

1. Me neither. He has a strange hairline.
15. I remember it, it was from right at the start; Comotto made out that Sulley had fouled him, but it was more like that he tripped up and Comotto fell over him. XD Funny, either way.

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18. *is hopelessly in love and hopes he never goes away and manages to play again like this, for Christ sake*
19. He was so good, he was applauded off when Mancini went in for him. (Yes, Inter fans actually cheered him. I'll give you a second to digest that.) Martha, Mancini was coming in!, they would have cheered Ricky either way.
20. Speaking of people who didn't do anything useful. SAMMY, GOOD LORD, WAKE THE FUCK UP!
21. Not scoring is getting frustrating, huh? Get used to it, Sammy, failing is usual in Inter.
22. DAMN UNDERSHIRT.
23. Daw.
24. Diego and Sammy both undress and hide their faces in their shirts when they're displeased with themselves. I think I like it. XD It's cute!
25. Quit peeking, ok?! His notes are PRIVATE NOTES. *laughs self sick*
26. The hell, Special? XD
27. I CAN FINALLY HAVE A FACEPALM!ICON WITH JOSE' ON IT *________*v
28. He's blessing the masses, Martha, blessing the masses.
29. joseputaringonit.jpg I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, MARTHA X'D *lols irl*
30. Special: "Hey fourth official! Shoulda put a ring on it

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20. lol MEAN! *g*
21. *sigh* See, that's why I have so much appreciate for his effort -- if I were him, I'd probably have sat down and started to cry weeks ago.
24. &hearts Diego was SO ANGRY with himself when he missed that second half chance, I don't think I've ever loved him more than I did in that moment.
26. I DO NOT KNOW BUT I LOVE IT. Look at the flirting, just look at it!
29-30. *cannot stop giggling* I'm glad it amuses you, too. *g*
33. Oh my god. el_defe is so going to write Jose!tentacle porn if he sees your comment! *hides it under the bed*
34. What was he doing?! Did he ever say, in all his irritable press conferences?
36. He and Deki were on La Domenica Sportiva together last year after this match, I don't think they can be apart if they're in the same city. &hearts

God, I hope the fans behave, too, because they don't the drama will go on and on and on and on, and I'm quite sure everyone is sick if it already, a week before the match even starts.

Welcome, welcome! See you next weekend. &hearts

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33. I promptly linked it to him so he can read it and act as he knows it's right ♥
34. He didn't, he was too much busy talking shit of apparently everybody in the entire universe. *still hates him a lot for what he said of everything*

[el_defe]

33. NO WAY. *puts pink neon glitter on his scream*