Ancient Roman crackfic
Title: Roman Shortcomings
Rating: R, but no sex scenes.
Authors: cheryl_bites with instructions from razor2rozary, who wrote Ovid’s verses. (The ones in this fic, I mean. She didn’t actually write Ovid’s verses.) The original Thread Of Inspiration is here.
Characters: Loads of Serie A peeps, with a particularly disproportionate number of Fiorentinians.
Warning: Bawdy ( Read more... )
Rating: R, but no sex scenes.
Authors: cheryl_bites with instructions from razor2rozary, who wrote Ovid’s verses. (The ones in this fic, I mean. She didn’t actually write Ovid’s verses.) The original Thread Of Inspiration is here.
Characters: Loads of Serie A peeps, with a particularly disproportionate number of Fiorentinians.
Warning: Bawdy ( Read more... )
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SEB (looking around): Where?!
Emperor Adrian (to Mexes): Is he being funny?
LOL IRL!!!
Two of the strange men (in chorus): Your highness -
Emperor Adrian: FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME! I AM NOT HIGH!
COMEDIC GOLD!
Follow-up LuLz @ Adi getting high on spring onions lolol
Loria: *Sees the ichthys* Hey. Hm. Are you a Christian?
Chivu: No, this is a fish and chip shop.
Clever cover there ;p
Ovid: Wh-wh-wh-wh-were?
Emperor Adrian: ROMANIA!
LOLOL I love that it comes full circle: a Romanian emperor banishing Ovid to his homeland, though we both know, interestingly enough, that Ovid did, in fact, die in Romania ♥ Augustus exiled him coz Ovid had some dirt on Augustus' daughter, Julia. God, I love the salacious lives of the royal.
*Shouts so the veins in his neck all stand out,NNGH ( ... )
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2. Everyone gets high on ramen. ¦)
5. D'you remember when the veins in his neck DID stand out? It was scary O_o
Thank you for the inspiration, I enjoyed writing it. XD (And you can be the female Ovid, Ovarie.)
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