"Italian porn icon Elena Grimaldi - star of such films as Wild Heap and Corrupt Morality - says Italy's footballers are 'beasts'. 'Players phone me and make foul propositions. They're not interested in talking, or in my mind. I met two players in a restaurant recently and we had barely exchanged pleasantries before they asked for a threesome. I declined.' The 25-year-old says she has only ever wanted one man. 'Milan's Massimo Oddo. But I am simply too shy to talk to him - they say he is a bull in the bed.'" - Guardian
Fucking hell. I read the Italian version of this, which by the way, contained more dirt. This hoe went on to divulge that the most "forward" are Inter and Milan strikers -- my mind was racing ;)
I read that bit about Oddo, too and was laughing my head off. Rent girls get shy? Really?
Also, props to her for making flicks entitled, "Wild Heap" and "Corrupt Morality." Who names these movies, damn!
I think it's Pippo. She says it's not a young one: "Ma è uno che ha segnato tantissimi gol e non è più giovanissimo...". [And Pippo is a goal machine, yes? Fits the "segnato tantissimi gol" description?]
When she says Inter and Milan ["I più assidui sono quelli di Inter e Milan"], my ovaries lead me to believe these are cross-club orgies, too. Can you imagine Zlatan and Pato three-waying?
Oh, it's a thriller alright. Of a different calibre, though.
PS. This woman also offered to do a public striptease if her Brescia wins: "Se il Brescia va in A faccio uno strip in piazza della Repubblica per la squadra e i tifosi." Interestingly, a Roman showgirl also offered the same... er, incentives to Roma, should they win the scudetto. Sweet deal.
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This made me LOL quite a lot this morning.
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I read that bit about Oddo, too and was laughing my head off. Rent girls get shy? Really?
Also, props to her for making flicks entitled, "Wild Heap" and "Corrupt Morality." Who names these movies, damn!
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I like the idea that the players are trying to organise boyboygirl threesomes.
Corrupt Morality sounds like it COULD be a John Grisham thriller...but I'm thinking probably not.
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When she says Inter and Milan ["I più assidui sono quelli di Inter e Milan"], my ovaries lead me to believe these are cross-club orgies, too. Can you imagine Zlatan and Pato three-waying?
Oh, it's a thriller alright. Of a different calibre, though.
PS. This woman also offered to do a public striptease if her Brescia wins: "Se il Brescia va in A faccio uno strip in piazza della Repubblica per la squadra e i tifosi." Interestingly, a Roman showgirl also offered the same... er, incentives to Roma, should they win the scudetto. Sweet deal.
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WTF Supermario taking ever deadball? This is what Inter have come to, a 17-year-old being better than everyone else at everything?
PADDY!
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PAZZO PAZZO! [And Cesare is in white, no more pleather]
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