If you're a human being wishing your features were as perky as a PIG'S, if SWINE are what you have to look up to, physical fitness-wise, then you are FUCKED. You are nothing but a large sack of goo. You are a Slug!Human. We could call you Jabba. The list goes on and on.
I'm doing that to elicit comments like yours, so I can tell who the really scary people on my flist are. ;-)
Besides, then 1) you could go look yourself, and see everything ahead of time, and THEN what would I post? and 2) the catalog people could sue the bejeezus out of me for slander or libel or whichever one that is. (Not that they couldn't now, I suppose, and not that reason 2) is anywhere NEAR as important to me as reason 1), but I do enjoy having more than one reason so's I have something to index.)
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Besides, then 1) you could go look yourself, and see everything ahead of time, and THEN what would I post? and 2) the catalog people could sue the bejeezus out of me for slander or libel or whichever one that is. (Not that they couldn't now, I suppose, and not that reason 2) is anywhere NEAR as important to me as reason 1), but I do enjoy having more than one reason so's I have something to index.)
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::hugs you::
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