Slow dog, take it easy...

[ahedonia]

I happen to think I live in a cute, cozy one bedroom that is decorated really well

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[riveroceansea]

Sticking a little Foghat in there too, hmmmm?

[ahedonia]

It's way cooler than "Camptown Races"...

[ropo]

Poor Poor Poor Pup. Not only do you make him go BACK INSIDE, but you torture him with Camptown Races! *g*

[ahedonia]

I am a sadistic tyrant. Anne de Sade.

[maidenjedi]

We do the same thing when our dog is begging to go outside....set to the tune of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"

Take me out to the backyard
Take me out to go pee
Open the door and just let me out
I don't care if I never come in
'Cause it's all I can do to hold it in
If you don't let me out it's a shame
'Cause it's one, two, three and I'll pee
On your clean kit-chen floor!

[ahedonia]

Very nice! I love knowing someone else has such a goofy-ass frame of mind. :D

That said, please forgive my writerly OCD tendencies...but I have to make it rhyme.

Seriously, I apologize.

How about:

Take me out to the backyard
Take me out to go pee
It isn't fair that you tease and taunt
YOU can go potty whenever you want!
Oh I would be ever so grateful
If you would open the door
Oh release me before I pee
On your kitchen floor!

For the second two lines I also thought of:
I have to sniff and I have to snoop
You never know there might even be poop!

Okay, I'm going to go take my medication now. And coincidentally walk the dog.