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[aheckofaguy]

Heck to possible intelligent life forms! Come in possible intelligent life forms!

Can someone tell me what island I'm on? And don't worry I don't bite. Much.

Comments

[shutupandduelme]

Intelligent? There are very few, here. You're looking in the wrong place.

[shutupandduelme]

Once you make your first million, you don't have to say anything.

[aheckofaguy]

First million? Try first five million from a blank check.

[shutupandduelme]

And I'm sure you and any other idiot who shared the same sort of lucky windfall would be ecstatic.

[aheckofaguy]

Wasn't lucky since I had to spen it on my operation.

[shutupandduelme]

How unfortunate that you had to do your job.

[aheckofaguy]

Not really, it involved me setting fire to an entire oil field using high powered explosives during the company's work time. [He laughs a little.] Oh that was fun. It was like lighting a fire cracker inside an ant hill.

[shutupandduelme]

Fascinating.

[aheckofaguy]

If you think that's fascinating you should see what I can do with a small army using just a num. 2 pencil.