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[endlessmagic]

[ welcome to october fourth. where is your character, exactly? they've been invited to battler's banquet, of course. you're free to roam around as you please, but keep in mind that leaving the island isn't an option

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[endofdaydream]

[ Banquet.. more like lame magic fanfic you mean, right!!

Either way, there will be one sulking Ange near one of the tables with food, eyeing it somewhat idly and warily as if she actually doesn't really want to be here. Totally a grown-up too, guys. ]

Seriously..

[endofdaydream]

Come on, Mammon, cut that kid some slack for once. [ Maybe she's smiling just a little now.. DON'T THINK TOO MUCH OF IT!! ]

If you keep squishing him, you might actually hurt him one day.

[gunsgoldgirls]

[And here comes dad to yank his ear n_n]

Hey, Battler, what kinds of gross, indecent things are you saying to young ladies? You better not be ruining your sister's pure and innocent thoughts with that kind of creepy image.

NO DAD!! NO!

[lovescowtits]

[FLAILS! Pushing daddy away!]

The hell are you talking about, old man? You probably say worse things to other underage girls out there! What I'm saying is tame!

all I'm hearing is yes

[gunsgoldgirls]

Disrespecting your father now, brat? You think an old man like me would have a chance with an 'underage girl' even if he tried? You're dreaming.

Asking a girl to take a bath with you is anything but tame.

oh papa-san~! your buns are so lawful!

[lovescowtits]

Since when did I ever have any respect for you in the first place? And I never said you had a chance- I just know you've tried.

C'mon! It was just a joke! I knew Ange would say no.

dlfgkhdslkg

[gunsgoldgirls]

[He sighs, shaking his head] Some kid. Last time I tried anything like that, I was underage too. Besides, I'm a married man, cut that crap. [but it's not like that really means much, right n_n]

The point is you're gonna scare her! It doesn't matter what kind of horrible things you say to a boy, but you don't go around teasing girls like that.

[lovescowtits]

Yeah- but back then you had it easier. You could just point at a girl and then the two of you would hobble off to your little cave together. [he's trying to say he's ancient okok]

Tch! What? You gonna try and show me the ropes now or something? I know how to talk to girls just fine!

[gunsgoldgirls]

What's that, boy? I can't hear you over your stained bedsheets. [that can be taken two ways and both would be correct. though one is more correct to what he's talking about, can you guess which? that's right, the one where you're not getting any.]

Nah, just that it's fine for your mother and I to say weird things to you, because you're a boy, and boys are already ruined. But there's no way you're ruining our cute and innocent daughter's pure heart, got it?

Though you could stand to learn a few things about talking to women.

[endofdaydream]

[ WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE ONII-CHANS.. and don't even start on tmi, Battler. ]

Of course. What's supposed to be fun about a party like this?

[endofdaydream]

And how will that help anything? It's not like any of this is real either way, right?

[endofdaydream]

Even if you two are happily married or whatever and she's my sister in law now, that doesn't mean I have to actually care enough about her for that.