KYLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[agoutirex]

So edgyspice and I went to see Kylie at the Fox Theater in Oakland on Wednesday. Allow me to recap the concert:

KYLIE <3This was especially exciting because it was the kick-off concert in Kylie's first ever US tour. Can you believe that she's never come to America before? Neither could I! It seems downright criminal how little Kylie's

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[gabriellion]

She's also probably stunted by the sun. The sun in Australia is so fierce that it begins to shrink you the moment you step off the plane. The only way to reverse these effects are to climb into some lightless pouch and suckle like a parasite. We all do this down here periodically in order to remain adult sized.

[agoutirex]

I heard you guys also have poisonous spurs on your webbed feet!

[gabriellion]

I'm not a native, so I had to have them installed. Also, if and when I ever get back, remind me to tell you all about the Senior Advertiser. It's a weekly version of a local paper written specifically by seniors, FOR seniors. I've already set aside a copy for you, its that crusty.

[computolio]

So THAT explains the completely bizarre mysterious text I got the other day!