So a funny thing happened to me on the way to this livejournal post

[agoutirex]

OH GOD YESSSSS I am going to see KYLIE when she comes to America in September. For those of you who don't know, I love Kylie Minogue more than a flaming homosexual man loves, uh, Kylie Minogue. Her music always makes me want to cry and masturbate at the same time

Comments

[corsair_lafitte]

That's why I don't bother being nice to people! Plus, addressing a non-drunk stranger over the age of 25 in Ohio gets you blank stares, and possibly threats.

[raelbny]

Hey, at least he didn't hit you with "I'M FREEZING! SEND HELP!" ;)

And you got Kylie tickets, hmmm? I wonder if the seat cushion will absorb all the splooge leaking from your shorts. ;)

[jomadge]

I BLOCKED YOU

[raelbny]

SAVE ME, DRAGONQUEER! *flails*

[hamburger]

Awww, you're such a gentleman underneath it all! Who'd have thunk?

[jomadge]

Poor old guy. :-(

*I keep my guns in the back window of my pickup truck, like any good Texan!

[piemancer]

Then, suddenly, a tiger ran up and grabbed me by the throat! I managed to beat it off, but then it lunged for the man. It ripped my arm off, and i awoke in the hospital.

I have no idea what happened to the man.

Godspeed, Old Man. Godspeed.