001 [video]

[in_ur_coffins]

*The Undertaker’s face appears in the image, his normal grin adorning his face

Comments

[wutaian_rose]

That's all kinds of cheerful....For talking about coffins anyway.

And where'd you get the skull?

[in_ur_coffins]

It's my life's work, of course I'm cheerful.

And this? *holds up the skull* This is from an old guest, long ago~

[voice]

[middleagevirtue]

The autopsies are reserved for the already dead, right?

Re: [voice]

[in_ur_coffins]

Of course! I don't kill; what do you take me for?

[middleagevirtue]

It's just the way you phrased it ... made it seem like you were offering autopsies to the still-alive. Kind of a worrying thought, since that's really a Repo job.

[in_ur_coffins]

Ah, miscommunication~ *He laughs*

An autopsy for a guest you bring in for preparation, of course. I don't deal work with the still-living.

[gefeitzwei]

I'm assuming that skull is one of your 'comfortable guests'?

[in_ur_coffins]

Of course. I always make my guests comfortable in their deaths. Especially if their lives weren't so fortunate.

[gefeitzwei]

Having someone toy around with my head after my death is not what I consider comfortable, but maybe that's just me.

[in_ur_coffins]

There's no worry about that. I don't do that anymore.

[someamazingguy]

...

I, uh. I somehow doubt that kind of...happiness about the subject makes people feel all that good about coming to you.

[in_ur_coffins]

I just want to promote a friendly atmosphere in my shop. People are far too gloomy about the subject.

[someamazingguy]

People have good reason to be. I mean, think of what death means.

[in_ur_coffins]

But it's so fascinating, really. *caressing that skull now in a rather creepy manner.*