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[agirlsname]

So there you go, I got my magic back and didn't lose a limb. I told you I'd be okay, and I didn't get carted off to your place, Worth. You all need to have a little more faith in your good friend Hanna.

[Of course he didn't realize the fact he had lost some very very important memories, but he'll figure that out soon enough. But! The suits were

Comments

[wimpyvampire]

...You still dress up for Halloween? What are you, four?

[wimpyvampire]

Your coat is gross! I bet you haven't washed that thing in years.

[doc_furcoat]

DAMN DRONE WIFE FUCKIN' WASHED IT A MONTH OR TWO AGO ASSHOLE.

[Clearly hates this.]

[wimpyvampire]

WELL GOOD, IT NEEDED A GOOD FUCKING WASH, FUCKING STINKS OF YOUR BO.

[doc_furcoat]

Now it smells like... [He stops to sniff it.]

Actually it's not doin' too bad right now. Startin' t'get a little ripe.

[wimpyvampire]

That's gross.

[doc_furcoat]

It's the most beautiful smell in the world, Connie. Yer sayin' y'don't like how ya smell? Nothin' wrong with wantin' to have shit ya own smell like ya. [Now he's just teasing him.]

[wimpyvampire]

Even though I don't sweat, doesn't mean I don't take showers, like a normal person!

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[agirlsname]

Have you never been to a Halloween party before? a costume party? Only stuffy old people who have sticks up their butts haven't been to one of those.

[agirlsname]

OH WAIT...

[wimpyvampire]

Says you.

I used to dress up when I was like five. Stopped when I was ten.

[agirlsname]

Adults dress up too, I don't understand why this is such a foreign concept for you, Con my man.

[wimpyvampire]

*SIGH*

Just... dress up as something that's appropriate for your age.

[agirlsname]

Yeah, yeah...

Oh! Now that I have you on the line, can I ask you something?

[wimpyvampire]

What is it?

[agirlsname]

How much would you charge to make someone some snazzy business cards?