Larry Correia hits it out of the park again.

[agilebrit]

I'ma just leave this here: The Legalities of Shooting People.

ETA: Okay, I realize that everyone is having a blast smacking Clamps around like a cheap pinata, but I'm going to bow out at this point in time. I have a Sunday deadline I'm desperately trying to hit on a story that's making me crazy

Comments

[yamamanama]

You're hung up over imperfections that are only noticeable in a mirror. Ones that presumably Amy and Christina and the chimera of a woman I saw on the Red Line a few years ago and a woman from a photograph somewhere don't have.

And I can't possibly go back and change the picture once I scanned it.

Digital Secretary Sophie looks bad and I don't have to mirror it or look at it upside down.

[jordan179]

Um ... I think everyone was assuming that any touching of breasts likely to occur would be consensual. No one in their right minds just reaches out and randomly gropes women in the subway.

[mauser]

Andrew, of course, is not in his right mind, as he continues to demonstrate.

[cutelildrow]

Yeah... that was intensely disturbing, that reply he gave. Seriously, disturbingly creepy.

[yamamanama]

You know, I actually considered that possibility, but "no."

[mauser]

Just how often do you get maced?

[yamamanama]

Never, because I don't grab women's breasts or even stare at them.

[mauser]

She's right, you ARE gay.

Unless you're into kids or something. Animals?

[yamamanama]

Wow. What the fuck? Seriously.

[mauser]

You've made it abundantly clear that you don't like breasts. And you have all kinds of problems with women.

Those are the alternatives, unless you're just repulsed by sex in general.

What, were you raised by Carrie's mom?

[yamamanama]

Breasts aren't even sexual. They're sexualized non-sexual things.

[agilebrit]

Speak for your own.

[yamamanama]

The fuck?

[agilebrit]

What needs parsing there? Shall I use smaller words? Although "less than one syllable" would be difficult.

[mauser]

How on earth did your mentality get so damaged? I mean, "Carrie's Mom" was a crack, but seriously, somebody must have done a number on you as a child for you to be this warped.

You don't like large breasts, you don't like smaller ones (Elves, which you apparently hate, are typically portrayed as slender women) that leaves women with figures like small boys. And small boys.

[yamamanama]

Lineage II dark elves, the kind Drow is obsessed with, have breasts so big they can't even walk. The elves that Drow depicts in her art are all hypersexualized and have giant breasts.